Comeback season

The time period where you hear from your exes and old flings back to back or within the same month.

My ex texted me and then I ran into the guy that kept trying to hookup, so i guess it's comeback season.

by ScreaminEmo August 31, 2017

cobwebs

A state of being to describe a vulva that hasn't seen any cock action for many years.

She has cobwebs in her coochie.

by Marjor E December 7, 2006

Max Comeback

A type of pathetic comeback that one uses when he/she is too stupid to think of anything else.

Person 1: Dude, you're gay.
Person 2: No, YOU'RE Gay.

Person 1: Haha. Nice hair.
Person 2: No, YOU have nice hair.

Person 1: You suck at making comebacks.
Person 2: No, you suck at making comebacks.
Person 1: Fucking Max Comeback....

by MaxIsSexy April 25, 2009

Comeback

A Comeback is a Insult to The Person Who Just Insulted You!

Guy 1:"Your so Fat You Make Earthquakes Shiver!"
Guy 2:"Ya Well Your Mom!"
Guy 1:"Nice Comeback lol"
Guy 2:"If I Wanted My Cum Back I'd Smack You In The Throat!"

by Sesgulls Of Santa!!! December 9, 2008

Comeback

A retaliation of whitty naughty words when a person has called you something witty or naughty

Ann: I really want to really tell my boyfriends off with a good Comeback since he's always making those witty woman in the kitchen jokes. Whats a really good Comeback?

John: Then you better Comeback with a sandwhich

by Shoebacca July 11, 2010

comeback-ulate

To "ejaculate" come backs all over someone as a verbal retaliation. A full blown attack of the tongue.

"If Bitch talks smack, I'm a "comeback-ulate" all over her grill."

"You come towards me talking shit, I will "comeback-ulate" all over your Facebook."

by Aychee F June 19, 2009

Retard Comeback

When in an argument a person brings up something completely out of context that sounds like a good response or comeback in their head but is usually just out of the blue, usually isn't true, and completely irrelevant.

Oh God Tyson made another fucking Retard Comeback in the dm again. This time he said I'm bad a talking.

by Niggato 69 September 18, 2017