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Compton zipper

Scar - often leading up the centre of the abdomen - from a spray of gunshots. Scar is in line with the zipper of the pants.
"Homie got shot right in the stomach."

"Did he die?"

"Nah, but once dem' scars heal he gon' have himself a Compton zipper."
by Crenshawn August 29, 2016
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Compton Form Factors

A term only recognized by hyper-nerds and tryhards. People throw it around here and there to sound smart but nobody really knows what it means. Heck even google can't figure out what it means. Also called CFFs.
Interviewer: So what kind of experience do you have
You: Yeah so I've trained machine learning models to uncover the compton form factors from kinematics DVCS utilizing Global GPDs and optimizing the current inference variables in the field
Interviewer: sir this is a starbucks
by riptonyripmarvel August 18, 2023
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Crowd Computing

A sub-section of Cloud Computing offered by service providers that under-invest in both server infrastructure and technical support staff.

Companies that outsource to them do not realise that they are being crammed in like sardines to the vendors infrastructure which is nowhere near adequate. They only start to realise they are up shit creek when they try to contact technical support for help only to be placed in the longest most painful telephone queue of their life.
Afghan: "None of our 1,000 employees can access their online email application, my CIO's already been fired and I'm next for the chop...I opened a support ticket with the vendor 5 days ago and this is the 26th time I've tried to get through to them on the phone...I am dead meat man, dead meat <sniff>."

Tragic: "Well Afghan, that's Crowd Computing for you."
by Tragic Stan November 20, 2010
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Matthew Compton

Matthew is the most amazing person in the world and deserves every piece of this universe.
Matthew Compton is a very lover able person
by Bethanharris February 16, 2021
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the compton school

where year 7s think they're roadmen when really they dont know how to speak a fucking word of english
hey where do u go mate?
the compton school
kill yourself you fucking year 7 pussy
by tumarto February 6, 2022
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compton

A fairly small city outside of L.A.. Though not extremely large in population, the entire population that lives in Compton will not think twice about shooting any random nigga that walks by. If, somehow, your life has sunk to the point where you now live in compton, you have officially hit rock bottom. Known only for it's blood soaked ghettos, violent gangs, and daily drug deals, I am officially declaring Compton the NUMER ONE MOST DANGEROUS GHETTO IN AMERICA!
Compton is the only ghetto where a man can kill 4 people in a day, steal some babies, sell a whole bunch of Angel Dust, and still not make the news.
by Zuke September 5, 2008
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Compton

A dastardly act that can be used as both a verb and noun. To be late, unreliable, undependable, a no show, due to being inconsiderate and selfish. To pull a Compton is usually followed by often used and repeated lame ass excuses i.e. "I overslept" or "My cell phone died" etc. without taking proper measures to correct said problem or mistake; making it an excuse and not a reason for unacceptable behavior. Another characteristic is passive aggressive bullshit due to a failure to face conflict like a man.
Person 1, "Man, where is Mike? He is 4 hours late!"
Person 2" "I don't know, Mike is pulling a Compton"

OR

Person 1, "Where's Mike, he agreed to come out and hang out?"
Person 2, "Mike is a no show again, Mike is pulling a Compton."

Person 1, "Mike, why haven't you answered your cell phone?"
Person 2, "Oh man, I forgot to charge my cell."
Person 1"You've had a cell phone for years now, you do know you need to charge it? Or Are you just pulling a Compton, Mike?"
by growns-ass-man January 18, 2011
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