This term was created for people on social media who alter their selfies to make themselves look better. Photo shopping mass quantities of lard from their bodies so people will believe they aren't fat blobs.
Damn bro, Jaime was looking fine in her Facebook profile picture. Too bad she had some computer liposuction done!!
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-Hangover from too much computer(much like from hangover from too much alcohol). You may experience feeling of dizziness, headache, tiredness of eye, and illusion of computer screen moving in rippling motion.
-Hangover from too much computer(much like from hangover from too much alcohol). You may experience feeling of dizziness, headache, tiredness of eye, and illusion of computer screen moving in rippling motion.
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I have a lot of work to do on the computer today, my Adobe PDF Reader hasn't been updated since last night and my Java is nearly three days old!
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Get the Computer mug.v. to squint and kind of frown as you look at your computer to give the illusion that you are in fact very busy analyzing something vital to your work;
often used in conjunction with paper-shuffling and calling numbers that you know won't answer then acting really frustrated when you hang-up so that it gives the impression your chasing a very important account and have a lot on your plate already
often used in conjunction with paper-shuffling and calling numbers that you know won't answer then acting really frustrated when you hang-up so that it gives the impression your chasing a very important account and have a lot on your plate already
After I computer-faced facebook for an hour this morning, I called a random number and talked to an older gentleman for 27 minutes about the prospect of leasing his mineral rights until he realized he didn't own any mineral rights, so I hung-up and went back to computer-facing a New York Times article about fashion week.
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