Moral compass

A navigation tool that can get somebody through a pandemic.

If her moral compass didn't point to "I win, they lose, I'm awesome!" (something like North), she didn't get the compass, nothing made sense, and somebody had to take control of the compass until it told her "I win, they lose. I'm awesome!" again (at which point everything would make sense again).

by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022

Compasser

Compasser is another way of saying yes

“Hey I heard you liked that one girl with long hair.” Compasser I do.

by sunnylikesmuwah January 8, 2022

The inner compass

Aka the penis. The dictator of what makes men do the things they do.

“The inner compass led Brendan to deflower his pet alpaca, much to the the disgust of his wife”.

“Larry, a balding and overweight failing real estate agent, made the bold decision to purchase a BMW convertible. Actually it wasn’t Larry, it was his mid life middle compass”.

by The Shoebill Storker April 13, 2022

kanye compass

something you obtain after meeting all kanye's.

person 1 : i got the kanye compass
person 2 : cool
kanye : kanye
person 2 : omg its kanye

by InFoxxer on urban dictionairy February 14, 2022

Golden compass

A well endowed white gin jockey that thinks he is God's gift to black women but sadly is far from it....

I scored with that golden compass from the club last night, worst 2 minutes of my entire night.

by TheRealAustralians August 18, 2021

pussy compass

A woman who makes major decisions, usually bad ones, thinking with her pussy (equivalent to a man who thinks with his dick)

Sarah's pussy compass is always leading her back to her ex

by Runandroll November 22, 2024

Compass Method

When your booty call has whiskey dick and you tug it from North, South, East, to West and to help him revive.

I booty called my ex bf and his dihh went limp while we were getting it on, due to a long college football Saturday of slamming beers and blowing down with the boys. With limp dihh in hand, I told him I will now perform the compass method as a last ditch effort to make this work.

by carrot5312 September 21, 2025