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Comcaneurysm

A comcaneurysm is an abnormal bulge or “ballooningin the wall of an artery caused by the MORONS and the IMBECILES at Comcast.
"omfg...omfg...OMFG...my internet has been down for 3 days. Comcast said they would come out and fix it yesterday...then they said today from 8am-3pm....it's 4 PM...they are giving me a comcaneurysm!"
by thevomitcomit January 17, 2008
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Company Bitch

A person of low rank who is owned by their job or will do anything they see necessary to succeed at work, regardless of morals, ethics or loss of friends.
"I hear Marky H is the company bitch, he snitched on us all."
by stuandrews1975 February 15, 2012
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company commander

An officer in the US Army in charge of a company of soldiers. Usually of captain rank
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.

Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!

When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!

Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips
Captain Pillai sucked as a CO
Company Commander
by The Prospect September 19, 2013
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company weather

Beautiful weather from Monday to Friday and then rain on the weekends. Companies with outside workers love this as, productivity is maximized on workdays and downtime due to inclement weather is reduced. Workers on the other hand slave away during the week in the sun and then have their free time spoiled by the weather.
Dammit! it's raining? fine all week and now on Saturday - rain, bloody company weather!

I hate company weather!

Why can't it rain on Monday? damn this company weather
by Kraken August 31, 2014
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compandalated

oh my god I'm compandalated. How does that even work?
by OccupyMajina October 19, 2014
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company coffee

Coffee provided in the workplace. Often used to stay awake through the end of a shift.
"I guzzled down company coffee just to stay alert till closing time"
by CurtisLumber September 2, 2015
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Virtual Company

Spending time with someone online (virtually). Usually involves having a conversation through an instant messenger.
Guy: I really enjoy your virtual company but I don't think it's going to work out IRL.
Girl: I understand. U R still dreamy.
by teddyrux March 24, 2008
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