A comcaneurysm is an abnormal bulge or “ballooning” in the wall of an artery caused by the MORONS and the IMBECILES at Comcast.
"omfg...omfg...OMFG...my internet has been down for 3 days. Comcast said they would come out and fix it yesterday...then they said today from 8am-3pm....it's 4 PM...they are giving me a comcaneurysm!"
by thevomitcomit January 17, 2008
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An officer in the US Army in charge of a company of soldiers. Usually of captain rank
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.
Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!
When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!
Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.
Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!
When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!
Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips
by The Prospect September 19, 2013
Get the company commander mug.Beautiful weather from Monday to Friday and then rain on the weekends. Companies with outside workers love this as, productivity is maximized on workdays and downtime due to inclement weather is reduced. Workers on the other hand slave away during the week in the sun and then have their free time spoiled by the weather.
Dammit! it's raining? fine all week and now on Saturday - rain, bloody company weather!
I hate company weather!
Why can't it rain on Monday? damn this company weather
I hate company weather!
Why can't it rain on Monday? damn this company weather
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Get the company coffee mug.Spending time with someone online (virtually). Usually involves having a conversation through an instant messenger.
Guy: I really enjoy your virtual company but I don't think it's going to work out IRL.
Girl: I understand. U R still dreamy.
Girl: I understand. U R still dreamy.
by teddyrux March 24, 2008
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