commerocracy

A form of government in which the laws, market, and norms of a culture are regulated by commerce.

Any government is a fucking commerocracy. Steal this book.

by RobynB April 27, 2006

commercial ether

When your watching a show on tv and your really into it until it gets cut off and goes to a commercial

Guy 1: Yo you saw when J Cole performed at the BET awards and they cut him off?

Guy 2: yea that nigga got that commercial ether!

by HotPocketsBoy December 2, 2010

commercial

Having profit as a goal: a commercial band, not a REAL band.

Nimrod:Blink 182 and Sum41 are the best bands ever!
Coolguy:No they suck, they're punk-pop and to make it worse they're commercial.

by Khalil March 22, 2004

commercial comfort

Ancient CB* term from the late 1970's meaning "prostitute in area." Experienced prostitutes would travel three-or-four to a car equiped with a CB radio and/or police scanner and cruise truck stops at night. During the height of the CB craze in America, some truckers would stay-up all night on their CB's talking and jabbering in their strange CB codes. The prostitutes would cut-in on the conversations announcing "commercial comfort" had arrived. This would then be followed by hand signals or flashed headlights indicating who their next "customer" was.

The term "commercial comfort" was last heard on the dying CB airwaves as late as 1998, just prior to affordable cell' 'phone plans and the Internet took over.

(*Citizens Band radio)

"Breaker-breaker, this here is Cinderella offering commercial comfort back by the gas trucks. Come back on that?"

by Carl J. Maltese April 20, 2007

commercial weed

Street weed, about $20 for 1/8the ounce. It'll get you high, but not nearly as good as hydro or KB.

Dude I only have $10, we'll have to get a dime bag of commercial.

by HydroGrrl December 2, 2004

cammered

To get extremely drunk, vomit infront of you host's younger siblings/ children, and roll in digested spaghetti.

Guy 1: Dude, do you remember what you did last night?

Guy 2: Man, I remember absolutley nothing from last night.

Guy 3: You got completely cammered and now the kids think you're lactose.

Guy 4: Fuck.

by Rzad December 9, 2009

Commershed

To be fooled into buying something that looks good in a commercial, only to be sorely disappointed.

I've been commershed!
Don't try and commersh me.

by P'sMum May 8, 2010