Camel

A camel is a dreamer-upper of dessert adventures. They are loyal and compassionate and perfect companions for adventures of happy-hedgehog rescue missions and tangerine-boat-cruises down the nile and orchestral concerts in the dessert and cloud surfing along the great wall of China. They'll take you to india to smoke opium together with the maharaja tiki tiki blip blop in the tanned tiger teepee and help you defeat giant platypus in greece, they love nothing more than to explore crystal caves in search of paradise vacations but they'll also happily stay home to play uno and drink hot chocolate after a day of hardcore skiing.

Camels cook scrumptious pampadams and draw exceptionaly well. They write exceptional birthday cards, sing lovely songs and they like iced coffe's and beer but not together. They are honourable and beautiful and rare, and if you're ever so ridiculously lucky enough to find one, join forces.

This day is shit I wish I had my camel.

by mememymy August 6, 2010

Camel Talk

Recurrent mention of camel toe by guys obsessed with the size of female genitalia.

"Ok guys... camel-talking, who you think has more meat, Angelina or Scarlett?"
"Well, camel talk wise I would say that, in this case, it depends if you are talking upper or lower lips.

by rperazag May 25, 2010

Cameltosis

When a person has been eating pussy and their breath stinks.

(guy 1) "Dude! You got major Cameltosis... Have a breathmint!"

(guy 2) "sorry man, I picked up this bar-whore and she was dirty as shit."

by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012

screaming camel

When you separate the lips of a vagina and scream into it to release your pent-up childhood aggressions.

I stopped paying for therapy and gave my girlfriend a screaming camel.

by The Holy Empire of Butt-Lovin April 17, 2016

comely

Exceedingly attractive, in an overtly sexual way.

Felicia was a comely lass.

by Rabbi Wenzel June 3, 2003

Camel

(Noun) The name of your buddy's girl's lover when he's away, because she rides him.

Dudemar Majoris: Hey man, you know our homie Major Shart? his girl is fooling around with another dude I call Camel, instead of Sancho.

High Hiter: Why you call him Camel instead of Sancho?

Dudemar Majoris: I call him Camel because he humps twice. Sancho is a one-hit wonder.

by High Hiter August 9, 2018

a man is not a camel

A subtle way of saying "get me a drink, I'm thirsty".

Commonly used by a person to prompt a companion to get them an alcoholic drink.

A man is not a camel, it's your shout.

by disco69 December 17, 2011