columbia

The Capital of the great state of South Carolina. Also the home of the University of South Carolina whose mascot is the GAMECOCK!

(Your School's Ladies love our COCKS!)

by token February 27, 2005

Columbian Sausage

The act of dropping a deuce into a used coffee filter, rolling up the concoction and using it as a dildo.

Each morning after his cup of coffee, Juan Valdez would drop his fudge dragon into the used coffee filter and feed his wife the columbian sausage.

by Jesus_Christos January 28, 2009

Columbian Fish Taco

Snorting cocaine from a woman's vagina.

I gave that crazy bitch a Columbian Fish Taco last night!

by JaJa December 10, 2004

Columbians

This is the way you should not call someone from Colombia, the right way to call us is Colombian, because we are not from Columbia, we are from Colombia. Got it?

Wrong way: Where are they from? They are Columbians.
Right way: Where is she from? She is Colombian.

by Salemspectre December 8, 2013

columbia

The best and sparkliest character from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Columbia likes to dance the Time Warp and expose her breasts.

by warped columbia February 21, 2004

columbian cocktail

When you have intercourse with a woman, before climaxing you pull out and ejaculate onto her chest. Let the ejaculate sit until dry and then have the women use her fingernails to scrap it off onto a hard flat surface. Taking a razor blade scrape up the ejaculate until finely granulated. Then seperate into one or two lines. Roll up a hundred dollar bill, then have the woman inhale it through her nostrils into her respiratory system.

"Esther had a columbian cocktail courtesy of Max last night."

by Maximilian Tchaikovsky January 4, 2009

Columbian Drug Deal

You fuck somebody up the ass with a condom on, cum in the condom, and then pull out and leave the condom in.

You know how druggies keep drugs hidden up their asses in condoms or bags. The columbian drug deal does just that.

by Ken Knight January 3, 2008