The sexy Jewish kid that has a big dong. He is also very good in bed even though everyone thinks he's gay he always says no homo, and his brain is the size of JEWpiter
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“sheeeeeesh” “i know” “omg what are you doing step-bro?” cohen eggert means it means means means that 8 + 9= 420
by welcome to chillies April 24, 2021
Get the cohen eggert mug.Cohen is a very nice a musicly talented guy who can not get chicks for shit, but little do all the hoes know that he has the biggest cock known to man kind, its so big that you could call it cockzilla, but beacause he cant get a singel bitch in his bed no one belives him
guy 1: hey who is that guy he has no bitches but can make really good music
guy 2 : oh, that must be a Cohen, he aperently has a big dick, so big he calls it cockzilla
guy 2 : oh, that must be a Cohen, he aperently has a big dick, so big he calls it cockzilla
by cockzilla69420374 October 23, 2023
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