food-cockblock

When someone or something blocks you from eating when you ar hungry as fuck

Just as Dylan and Vince were about to go eat, Calvin stepped in and imposed a food-cockblock with conversation.

by DC94s July 6, 2011

cocksuckee

1.) The receiver of a truly fine blowjob. An aficianado of great Head

The happy Sailor thanked his new friend, a truly talented and expert cocksucker. The satisfied man returned the sentiment, realizing the Sailor as the requisite cocksuckee.

by michadelic January 11, 2006

Cocksucker by Proxy

A person (male or females) who perfoms cunnilingus on a vagina filled with (relatively) fresh sperm.

Joe went down on Gina, right after Bill dumped his load in her.
Bill from then on, referred to Joe, as a Cocksucker by Proxy

by LennX December 26, 2011

Twinkletoed Cocksucker

One of few bulletproof insults.
demeaning ones masculinity severly.

Bob-You twinkletoed cocksucker!
John-ummmmm ermmmmmm fuck you man!

by Stealthispunk451 October 1, 2008

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

When you're texting a perfect babe and then the iPhone's auto-correct kills the mood.

Victim: I wanna duck you in my parents ned. Tight cow.

Babe: ...?

Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.

by Vonnegut better. September 5, 2013

cocksucker

When one sucks on penises.

When one enjoys sucking on a male member for pleasure, recreation or money.

When you get paid to suck penis's.

I must not be a good cocksucker since I'm only getting pennies from hobos.

by Joshua Fogarty., May 3, 2010

cocksuck

A huge retarded waste of time and effort.

"Kinda makes the whole war on drugs seem like a bit of a cocksuck, don't ya think?" ~ Bill Hicks

by wgrwgawg April 2, 2008