Nasty Cocoon

Where you fart under some covers and stick your head under it to see how it smells. Basically, a self-inflicted Dutch Oven.

Are you wearing penguin-themed footie pajamas?

Yeah, they were a Christmas present from my sister.

Are the nasty cocoons worse in those?

You have no idea.

by jayfrank January 1, 2012

Cocoon

A heart breaking song, written by singer/songwriter Jack Johnson. Featured as track 14 on his album On and On.

Cocoon tells the story of a man who feels that a break-up with his significant other is growing closer and closer. He knows that it's coming, and he feels that if it's over, he just wants it to be over so the healing can begin. Personally, i think it illustrates the scene from someone who truly cares for the girl, and only wants her to be happy... even if it means crushing his own feelings.

Well based on your smile
I'm betting all of this
Might be over soon
But your bound to win
Cause if I'm betting against you
I think I'd rather lose
But this is all that I have

So please
Take what's left of this heart and use
Please use only what you really need
You know I only have so little
So please
Mend your broken heart and leave

I know it's not your style
I can tell by the way that you move
It's real, real soon
But I'm on your side
And I don't want to be your regret
I'd rather be your cocoon
But this is all that you have

So please
Let me take what's left of your heart and I will use
I swear I'll use only what I need
I know you only have so little
So please
Let me mend my broken heart and

You said this was all you had
And it's all I need
But blah blah blah
Because it fell apart and
I guess it's all you knew
And all I have
But now we have
Only confused hearts and
I guess all we have
Is really all we need

So please
Let's take these broken hearts and use
Let's use only what we really need
You know we only have so little
So please
Take these broken hearts and leave

by TheBrownDuke November 7, 2007

cockmongor

A name for a person who uses you for sexual relations without wanting a relationship. This person usually has a mental issue of some sort that keeps them from commiting to one person. Otherwise known as being faithful

you are such a cockmongor!

by Ashley ^_^ September 15, 2003

cockpoon

A giant asshat or douche bag, who can't seem to do his job right.

Oh Brock, you're such a cockpoon!

by Nefermais May 23, 2006

cockoogle

Googling cock on the net.

Samantha had been deprived of cock for such a long time she started to cockoogle on the net.
Poor Sammie, hasn't had some cock in over a year, she's turned to "cockoogling".

by kimgee April 25, 2010

Cocooning

The act of ejaculating so much onto a woman that she is completely covered in semen. In this sex practice, however, unlike bukkake the female will not clean herself off (She won't be able to if you're a real man, anyways) and will become wrapped in a 'Cocoon' of hardening cum, unable to move, or even breathe.

The male (Or Herm) will do this Solo and will repeat this process onto the cocooned victim as much as possible until the female is not visible.

Suggested to practice against walls, floors, or even ceilings (The last being most difficult. Like standing, the cum will drip downwards thanks to gravity and only a slight portion of her will be covered.)

The act of doing this to multiple persons is called Hive Cocooning

(A conversation about Cocooning)

Person A: "So, did you hook up with Cindy last night?"

Person B: "Hell yeah, man. I was saving up all month to Cocoon her."

Person A: "So?"

Person B: "Living room, left corner, I can't even see her anymore."

by \/olpe May 15, 2010

cockmonger

A male who constantly displays his complete and utter penis like personality and world-view in nearly every situation in which he finds himself. Specifically this attitude is exemplified by a perpetual attitude of anger and disgust with the world and how it does not simply go the way said cockmonger wishes. This attitude is usually followed up by metaphorical threats of penile rape.

Guy: So did you get that girl’s number?
Cockmonger: No, that bitch can suck my cock. This whole fucking planet can just go choke on my huge veiny cock!

by Wurde Smythe December 12, 2007