Cock monster

The kind of person who sits under your bed waiting for you to have a wank then scares you with there big cock , BOO

Make sure you guys lock your bedrooms doors tonight before your evening session , the cock monsters about !!!

by Cockmonster November 4, 2019

Cockmonger

Cockmonger, the Bold and Bulging.. A Hero that gets all the pussy you don't get, of course he lived in the medieval ages. He kills those who call him Cockmonger, the only thing that pins him to that name is his Mushroom shaped Helmet, and a huge wang. He will blister your asshole if you even look at him wrong.

Random Peasant1: Hey look who it is!
Random Peasant2: Oi, its Cockmonge--
*Cockmonger hurls his sword into Peasant#2's throat, blood gushing everwhere*
Cockmonger in low-voice: Mah name's not Cockmonger. Though I am Bold and Bulging.

by Hidden Lizard January 5, 2011

cockmaster

To master the ways and styles of the human cock.

"He rubbed his cock so hard he was refeered to as the almighty Cockmaster"

by Michael Alvis May 13, 2005

Cock monster

1. Another form of a cock block where the person cock blocking not only prevents you from getting some, but also has sex with the person you were trying to score.

Wanna go out?

No, Id rather go back to my place and have sex with your cock monster friend.

by zeppelinfreak51 July 4, 2008

cockmonger

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

(1)ex.-She has all the STD's; she is a cockmonger
(2,3)ex- Shut up, cockmonger!

by the king July 28, 2003

CockMonger

insult for a real pain in the ass girl thats a slut.

Stupid cockmonger bitch.

by Jimbo n Josho n chris January 10, 2004

shitface cockmaster

One who maintains a high standard of acting like a tool. Usually found in libraries and police stations.

Harry, you're such a shitface cockmaster for making that volcano science project.

by almighty jed April 26, 2006