cockfacetitwank

expression to signify the an unfortunate occurance used primarily in the Westcountry.

After spilling some ketchup: "Cockfacetitwank, I just spilt some ketchup"

by giraffefeatures April 16, 2005

cocksag

that awkward bludge in a male's pants that isnt quite shaped to your perfection

"it kinda looked good, but i would describe it as a cocksag"

by John Crabs September 25, 2008

japanese cockfighting

Basically what Pokémon really is

Person 1: You watch Pokémon?
Person 2: Nah it's just Japanese Cockfighting

by Lunatic Titty Mastering Fringe July 24, 2016

Cockface Nabrowski

A kid that lives next to me at Edinboro College of PA. He nevers gets pussy and wears the same shirt all the time...but hes cool i guess.

Your being a COCKFACE...Cockface?

by Eric Porth February 1, 2005

twatty mc cockface

any person (or teacher) who is a pain in the *insert rude word here*

you twatty mc cockface!

by s-to-the-w,w,w,wowza! October 19, 2006

cockface

a girl you know that loves to have cock in her face 24/7.

ya i know nicky, that bitch is a cockface!

by 1 of those cocks. December 18, 2005

cockmagnet

One who is attracted to cock, and attracks cock.

Fred Nott has a cockmagnet.
'Ah yeah, you a Fred Nott?'-Are you Gay?
'does this car have a cockmagnet?'

by vintage hazmeister March 31, 2009