Clyde

A beautiful penguin of a boy
also, a brilliant apple fanboy

God Damn, That is one Clydey P

by DLART February 11, 2019

Clyde

A dirty town filled with wanna be shooters & “gang” members. Everyone lives off drama and gossip. They think their weed is so good it’s straight mids. everyone’s on probation. kids that are in high school are addicted to coke & smoke meth. The cops there are straight dicks if they’re behind you, you’re getting pulled over and searched for sure. Everyone there gets cancer cuz of how foul it is.

Ur gf from Clyde? So u got HERPES herpes

by Yoyoyogoodvibes350 September 20, 2018

clydesdale

N. A person who cannot walk gracefully in high heeled shoes. V. The act of walking clumsily in high heels.

That drag queen has a lot of practicing to do before she stops walking like a clydesdale.

by anagramman December 17, 2009

Slide Clyde

As in any sexual euphemism, the act of "sliding clyde" refers to the penetration of a female's erogenous zone(s) with the males erect member.

Despite this phrase acting as a verb, there is in fact a verb and a noun within. The verb being, slide. And the noun being, clyde. The name clyde is representative of said male member, just as the term Johnson, Dick, Willy, etc.

~Two male comrades, Chris and Jeremy, at a bar.

Jeremy: "Damn, those two are sure going at it."

(Jeremy is referencing two young heterosexual individuals engaging in excessive public foreplay)

Chris: "Oh yeah! I guarantee he'll slide clyde tonight."

by CreeperJR February 5, 2012

clydesdale

An older, single straight male, past his prime, perhaps late 40s into 50s, who hits the bars and nightclubs hoping to score. He doesn't really dance, but prefers to graze at the bar, drinking Budweiser. The male counterpart to a "cougar."

A once strapping but now paunchy male. A stallion turned clydesdale.

At the bar the other night Susan was surrounded by clydesdales, turned on, as it seemed, by her Bud Light Lime.

by ameldamegos February 14, 2012

Clyde Frog

To have sex with a stuffed animal.

See that doll in my sisters room, I clyde frogged it last night.

Anyone wanna clyde frog this stuffed tiger??

by thecameller August 16, 2009

Clyde

Fat, lazy, makes fun of you when he/she/IT comes over. Needs to lay of the twinkys; A clyde pushup: knee pushup (or a girl push up)

God, you cant even do a clyde pushup? Thats pathetic

by DJ. EZ Rock March 22, 2009