Mongolian Clusterfuck

A military tactic used by the Golden Horde (i.e. Genghis Khan and his descendents), in which an army invades an outnumbered force and overpowers them, but doesn't kill many of them; instead, the conquerors rape and otherwise humiliate the conquered, then leave.

I can't walk to school anymore without worrying about a bunch of punks giving me the ol' Mongolian clusterfuck.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

mongolian clusterfuck

A sexual act involving a toilet brush, rubber gloves and various people, it requires athletic flexibility, and extreme stamina

I got stuck in a mongolian clusterfuck last night, bog brush tickled my ribs

by shineon January 31, 2008

clusterfuck

a badass word in general. There's 36 other definitions on it,so i really don't need to explain what it means.

Use "clusterfuck" in a coherent sentence, and I guarantee you that it will impress everyone around you.

by Spaceman Spliff July 5, 2007

clusterfrak

syn. "clusterfuck." clean version of "clusterfuck" employing the jargon of the Battlestar Galactica universe; "frak" meaning "fuck."

clusterfrak It's a total clusterfrak, man!

by Ogg-the-Bull January 27, 2011

Clutterfusted

The act of a person being fluster'd or caught off guard by another individual.

Every time my new boss comes into my office i become totally clutterfusted.

by Aaron Boudreaux June 30, 2006

clusterfidiots

People of or pertaining to a cluster fuck.
Cluster fuck idiots.

When a large group of people are being stupid and creating a cluster fuck, they are clusterfidiots.
A trafic jam caused by an accident and a bunch of rubber neckers is composed of clusterfidiots.

by Jason D. December 10, 2005

clusterfuck

in computing, this means to have too many computers running on a network, causing the network to mess up, or "clusterfuck"
this is not just for computers. it can apply to computer-like systems that connect to internet, such as Xbox 360, PS3, etc.

Man 1: aww i just got clusterfucked
Man 2: of course you did. you're running 2 laptops, a desktop, and playing black ops on a PS3 with a dial-up internet connection!

by gamewin1 November 15, 2010