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clusterfuckening

When series of ridiculously infuriating/confusing events reaches its apex, usually in ceremonial context. A type of reckoning/realization of sorts.
I'm so happy that Trump is finally coming to terms with the results of the clusterfuckening.

Considering that the bridesmaids are freaking out, and uncle Randy is drunkenly roasting the groom, I'm certainly glad that this is an open-bar clusterfuckening .

I am happy to say, after working through all the emotionally turbulent ordeals upon this clusterfuckening, I am never touching drugs and alcohol again!
by Loxxicle November 14, 2020
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ClusterFuck

Im going to go clusterfuck with jimmy, sarah and john
by Tizzle Wizzerler March 30, 2021
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Hostess Clusterfuck

A sandwich consisting of 2hostess twinkies, 1hotess dingdong, and 2 Hostess Snowballs.

Put one snowball facedown then place your two twinkies on to then put your ding dong on top of your two placed twinkies. Top it all off with a snowball face down.

WARNINGS:
Heart Failing
Burning sensation in the throught.
Sweeting
Heat Stroke
Diabeaties
by Hotess Master November 13, 2011
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Bohemian Clusterfuck

When a simple situation is going down hill in a spectacular manner. Related to Epic Fail, except this is implied as the situation is happening, and ongoing. Mostly used when the situation is compounded by either random events, or lack of planning, and or human stupidity.
Our plans for meeting at the mall with our group of friends became a bohemian clusterfuck when tony decided to steal from sears, as my parents were browsing a kiosk next to us, and everyone got hungry for something different.

The gas station was the scene of the ultimate bohemian clusterfuck when the ice machine was empty, the soda fountain needed to be restocked, the hotdog cooker caught fire and the place was being robbed.
by mcporkins October 10, 2011
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Texan Clusterfuck

A larger variable of the word Clusterfuck. A clusterfuck the size of Texas is uttered because 'everything is bigger in texas'.
by Works on Saturdays September 30, 2014
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Korean Clusterfuck

A growing trend in mostly korean mmorpg's where in which dozens, sometimes hundreds of players participate in open-world video game content content together, smothering the screen with character ability animations as to be completely incomprehensible and to drop even the most elite PC's to their knees.
"I tried playing black desert online but every time I went to do my usual node war or world boss, my computer would crash or drop to 5fps, what a korean clusterfuck"

"yea man, yesterday I was doing a tier 3 and 50 guys came out of no where and gave me the ol' korean clusterfuck"
by Ragnar Grundlegrinder October 18, 2018
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"Dude, check out that clusterfuck of turkeys over there"....."Totally"
by Bradz88 July 11, 2011
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