Cling-Ons

Small pieces of feces, that cling to the ass like nobody's business. Usually caused by ass hair that grabs hold and doesn't wanna let go of the shit piece.

I wiped my ass, I went in the front yard during the afternoon and sprayed my ass with the hose, and still those pesky cling-ons are still there, my only last resort is to burn them off.

by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004

clinker

A small peice of shit that is attacted to a anus hair, commonly called a "Dingle Berry"

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

clingy girlfriend

Girlfriend that texts you 24/7, who stalks you through your window as you slowly fall asleep every night. Can't get you off her mind and gets jealous when you talk to another girl...even if it's your mom!

She texted me like 25 times in the last second. Wow she is such a clingy girlfriend.

by KaityLady May 13, 2016

Chinger

1. A person with normal hair on their head but red hair growing from the chin.

zackary allen from 119th st is a bonified chinger

by jaccob the ginge February 17, 2010

Clingy

A boyfriend/girlfriend or possibly someone who likes you who becomes let's say, obssesed. Signs that your boyfriend/girlfriend is clingy: doesn't stop calling, constantly tells you how much they love/like you, writes you songs, buys you flowers/chocolate so much it gets annoying, and wants to spend time..all the time.

For serious cases they may begin talking about moving in, or marrige after only a month!

Example:

Sally:When I first started dating Bob it was ok..but now..he's always around me, my answering machine is never empty, and he's best friends with my mom!

Sally's friend: Damn that's clingy!

by -Amy.S- December 27, 2005

clunge donkey

a male slut, total pimp who has no care for women's feelings. also lacks in the intelligence area.

Guy 1: Hey has he got yet ANOTHER girl, that's like 5 in a week!

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total clunge donkey!

by SuperGasseddd February 27, 2011

Clingfilmed

The act of covering your computer screen with cling film then wanking off to porn, discharging your load onto the screen. Thus feeling closer to spunking onto a real woman.

I Clingfilmed to Rachel Starr last night, it really makes me feel like im getting some action with her too! I like to be included in things.

by Syndrome of a Down 666 October 3, 2011