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A Kilometre (about 0.63 miles), Vietnam War slang.
Wal-marts about ten clicks from hya. (See: Hya)
by xxoo May 14, 2003
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freudian click

Attractive cousin of the freudian slip. When someone subconsciously clicks a hyperlink on the internet they normally wouldn't, mostly due to that link's risque content and/or the user's pure intentions.
While searching for some hot articles on asian private healthcare, Craig made a freudian click onto a hot asian porn site.
by Ben354 October 23, 2007
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Double click the mouse

When a woman goes home and lights some candles and unties her bathrobe and begins to rub her vagina like the world is about to end using her two fingers specifically to rub her clit
mary got rejected by another guy so she went home and ate her weight in cookie dough then she double clicked her mouse till she fell asleep. mary do you Double click the mouse?
by Ericss April 7, 2009
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Pity Click

A Pity Click occurs when a user is surfing the world wide web and clicks on a paid advertisement for a web site that either sucks or clearly does not make any money. Even though the user has no intention of purchasing the advertised good or service, he or she realizes that by clicking the ad, the web site owners will make some money.
I found this cool website that lets you download music for free. I got so much good stuff from them that I gave them a pity click so that they get some money.
by TheJerkMan March 13, 2008
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pay per click

The method for incompetent SEO's to attract traffic for their websites by paying out vast money to search engines. The money is subsequently spent on browsers, time wasters and fraudulent clickers.
Pay per click follows a rigged auction model where no one knows how much the other is bidding, making the search engines huge sums of money for nothing.
pay per click advertisements are usually dispayed on the right hand side of search engine listings when typing in keywords
by Stakaman July 7, 2006
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click-happy

Going crazy with the mouse cause your PC doesn't respond fast enough to your liking causing:

a)the PC to be even slower
b)opening a thousand applications
c)moving folders and files to god knows where

(a common mistake amongst not-so-PC-literate users)

derived from the word trigger-happy
Getting click-happy aint gonna make your PC speed up.
by auroraborealis February 10, 2006
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You searched this because you're bored, obviously
This is the thing that shows up when you click the user button in the menu bar in the top right of the page.
Someone: I want to change my username
Someone: *Clicks on the user button*
Urban Dictionary: Click here to change your handle Claim definitions you wrote under a different email address See all of your definitions Sign out
Someone: *Clicks on "Click here to change your handle"*
Someone: There!
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