Clamstimony

Meaning One: Fantastic, Amazing, Startlingly Impressive.

Meaning Two: Disappointing, Unpleasant, Overdone.

Meaning Three: A testimony made by a clam.

Word Origins:
Originally it was verbal only, pronounced unexpectedly by a text to speech program.
Eventually out of necessity it was given a non verbal spelling and since then it's popularity has risen considerably from a buzz word to an intricate part of everyday language.
While at first some were confused as to it's nature (being inherently contradictory) it's meaning is more often than not determined by context, and failing that, attributed to sarcasm.

"I bought A game yesterday, it was clamstimony!"

"Wow. Today has been such a clamstimony day."

by Not a Cobra March 18, 2010

cleds

The pieces of hair that grow closest to the anus which sometimes collect feces known as dingleberries

The Dingle berries that hung from my cleds were huge.

by Andrew Monda January 13, 2009

clamstamp

the feminine verson of tea-bagging. For a female to press her virgina upon a person or object in the same manner a male would drop his genitials on what he was tea-bagging.

In retalitation of Dr.Phill tea-bagging Opra during the people's choice awards, Ms. Winfrey slipped Dr Phil a Ruffitini and proceeded to Clamstamp him while at a book signing.

by rivertecheletricwater October 28, 2006

clementine

One of the few lucky girls who have an interesting name that is still pretty and works well with surnames. Clementines are pretty and fun but not stupid or annoying. The thing that annoys Clementines the most is people calling them 'tangerine' or 'satsuma' if you call a clementine this they will never ever be your friend or like you ..... trust me

A new girl walks into a classroom. She is very pretty and has an air of confidence and intelligence about her.

Teacher: So this is our new girl sorry what's your name?
Clementine: Clementine
Teacher: Can I just call you tangerine? 'smiles'
Clementine: Piss off you stupid arse

by i don't wanna give u my email! May 12, 2009

San clemente

A small beach town where many underage kids decide to abuse marajuana, alcohol, xanax, and even sometimes coke. Ya ik, we get lit. We've the hoeiest hoes & the broiest bros. We also roll a lot of backwoods "HELL FUCKING YEAH BROTHER, ESKETITTT, SEND ITTTT"

Damn bro lets go to San Clemente & ride dirt bikes & drink beer at t.

by Yourbitchonmydick August 3, 2017

Clamshelling

The female equivalent of t-bagging -- most often used in video games, where characters constantly crouch and stand up over and over again to make the illusion of a t-bag, or clamshell. See also; t-bag.

The female gamer celebrated her victory over her opponent by clamshelling his dead body.

by Peace Walker August 25, 2009

Clement

Clement is super hardworking and studies all day. He is a high achiever and strives towards excellence.

Although Clement is already very smart, he is a very competitive person, so he sometimes studies too hard and overworks himself. Clement should relax more and take breaks in between studying times.

Clement is really bad at Pool but he still enjoys playing it. But it's okay, because he is good at other things like badminton and tennis.

Clement is nice to everyone he meets and never judges people by their cover. He sees the positive side of people and does not badmouth others.

Clement is a good friend - he is always there for you especially in times of need, and cheers you up when you are sad. He will always be there to encourge you and support you, and he will always try to find time for you.

Anyone would be lucky to have someone like Clement in their lives.

"Who's that person over there"
"That's Clement, the best didi in the world"

by meimeii April 10, 2019