Clealed

C·LEALED! Cah-LEALED!
From the latin: Claudialealeritus (epic beauty)
1. to be suddenly and completely taken by surprise, romantically; 2. having a beautifully radiant light shed on what could at times be described as a cold and/or lonely existence 3. romantic serendipity

- I've never seen him so happy, he must be clealed.
- Yeah, so I just ran into her at the store then Wham!... I was totally clealed.

by Thesteve55 August 30, 2010

Cleadirty

Article of clothing you've taken off after wearing for a short period of time. The item isn't clean, so you don't mix it with your clean clothes, and not dirty enough to put in the wash. The clothing usually gets hung up on a hook behind the door or draped over a piece of unused exercise equipment in the bedroom.

I barely wore it, it's "cleadirty". When you have more than one item together you have a "cleadirty pile".

Probably not a term you will use if your mom still does your wash.

by Gogo Frank July 27, 2012

cleared the forest

Taking a shit (Dropping logs) and smoking weed (Burning trees) at the same time

Friend 1) Hey you cleared the forest lately?
Friend 2) Yeah I cleared the forest a couple hours ago.

Friend 2) Yeah a couple hours ago in fact.

by dorkknight93 March 14, 2015

Cleave queen

A girl on Instagram who posts her cleavage in almost every one of her posts

She's such a cleave queen, no wonder she has over five thousand followers.

by FinWonga October 6, 2016

weener cleaner

A weener cleaner is your mouth!

I was at work and trying to call down a steak to the cook when these bitches kept talking really loud. The cook couldn't hear what I was saying. I looked over at those hookers and said, " Shut your fucking weener cleaners" and then proceeded with work.

by UFO 311 May 2, 2009

poop cleaver

When your butthole pinches the tail of a turd off and it stays stuck in your anus.

Dude i was taking a shit and my butthole did the poop cleaver and I had to use my finger to get that last nug out.

by Pootiechomper September 20, 2013

codependent cleaner

A person who is unable to clean without having someone with them either keeping them company or cleaning with them.

She is a codependent cleaner because she only cleans the house when I'm home!

by joys May 16, 2015