Commonly called just classy gentleman. For when a guy wants to jack off covertly and needs a mop up rag but has nothing to use, So then the guy uses his boxers to clean up and then goes commando with the dirty boxers hanging out of a pants pocket. Usually done if a girl gives the guy major blue balls and he doesn't want to make a mess of her bathroom getting off. Thus the name from being classy enough to not make a cummy mess at a girls house.
Carl- Damn dude, Rebecca was being a prude bitch last night and wouldn't give me even a handjob. So I was stuck with blue balls and a major chubbs, so I went into her little sisters room to wham the ham, but I forgot mop up material so I had to beat it into my boxers. Then I just did the classy gentleman's handkerchief until I was able to get out of there.
Derek- What a bitch. That's a classy thing to do dude,
Derek- What a bitch. That's a classy thing to do dude,
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The Classy Negro is a drink spawned by several undergraduates at Boston College. It consists of:
-1 Beer (should lean toward natty for this but keystone or coors light are fair game)
-1 A shot of Cheap Vodka (Rubinoff, Gilbys, Dubra)
-About Half a RED Kool-Aid Burst
The Kool Aid is what separates this drink from the variety of Crystal Light knock offs and transforms the drink into the Classy Negro.
-1 Beer (should lean toward natty for this but keystone or coors light are fair game)
-1 A shot of Cheap Vodka (Rubinoff, Gilbys, Dubra)
-About Half a RED Kool-Aid Burst
The Kool Aid is what separates this drink from the variety of Crystal Light knock offs and transforms the drink into the Classy Negro.
Roberto was trippin' balls in the hall enjoying his Classy Negro when the RA's came 'round and made him pour it out.
by Genco Slayer January 20, 2009
Get the Classy Negro mug.When someone dresses classy but acts ratchet or in reverse. Classy people usually admire these people, but they commonly hang out with ratchet people.
"I saw Abby's skirt today it was really classy"
"But she's ratchet, she always hangs out with Julian"
"She's classy ratchet"
"But she's ratchet, she always hangs out with Julian"
"She's classy ratchet"
by MaxPorter September 9, 2014
Get the Classy Ratchet mug.For a college/university chick to get very intoxicated. Most likely blackout, or at least have excessive amounts of memory loss. Requires excessive pre-drinking to whichever event is to be attended, and then countless pitchers of beer, boxes of wine, or shots at said event. A good benchmark for determining whether you got Classy as Fuck the night, if you are still classy in the morning, your night was a success. When a Classy Lady takes a younger lady under her wing as a prodigy, this lady will be designated as a C.L.I.T. meaning Classy Lady In Training.
Things that define whether you got Classy as Fuck are: not giving a fuck about anything, dancing on tables/stages/anywhere, team bathroom breaks, shots in hot tubs, keg stands, funnels, etc.
Things that are NOT classy: throwing up (if you remember doing it), kissing really ugly dudes, screaming, crying, being annoying, fighting, etc.
NOTE: Classy Ladies always wear pearls when it is predetermined that they are getting Classy as Fuck; if they accidentally get Classy, its alright if they aren't wearing pearls.
Things that define whether you got Classy as Fuck are: not giving a fuck about anything, dancing on tables/stages/anywhere, team bathroom breaks, shots in hot tubs, keg stands, funnels, etc.
Things that are NOT classy: throwing up (if you remember doing it), kissing really ugly dudes, screaming, crying, being annoying, fighting, etc.
NOTE: Classy Ladies always wear pearls when it is predetermined that they are getting Classy as Fuck; if they accidentally get Classy, its alright if they aren't wearing pearls.
Sarah: Hey, wanna rage tonight?
Megan: Fuck yah! Are we getting Classy?
Sarah: Classy as fuck!!!
Megan: That's what I like to hear! Are you bringing your C.L.I.T?
Sarah: Obviously, she needs to learn the ways!
Megan: Sick, I'll bring mine too, and we'll show 'em how its done!
Megan: Fuck yah! Are we getting Classy?
Sarah: Classy as fuck!!!
Megan: That's what I like to hear! Are you bringing your C.L.I.T?
Sarah: Obviously, she needs to learn the ways!
Megan: Sick, I'll bring mine too, and we'll show 'em how its done!
by Classy Lady V. 1.0 September 28, 2010
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damn he’s married to a classy ass ratchet bitch. i want one! i know she a rider she’s very classy in public but i know she will get ratchet and buss a nigga in his ass about her man. now that’s a real rider!
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