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For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

Abreviated as F.U.C.K.
Back in the Middle Ages, this was a reason to be put to shame. For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, also known as fuck, was a form of rape and illegal act in the Middle Ages.
In the 1900's, he was put to death For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.
by nixiegirl2014 March 21, 2010
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Carney Strikes Back Combo

An intergalactic version of the trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
Fear is real, heres proof. Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production in the same light. Have your fingers crossed when you promise to come back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named " Carney Strikes Back Combo "
by jamie_ledge December 13, 2008
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carnage

The only true meaning of this word is mass murder.
Every year there is at least one Carnage in the streets of America due to it's incredibly high crime rate.
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Carnal

Oye Carnal como te va?
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carne asada

(n) 1) a mexican barbeque as stated in the words proceding this one

(n) 2) a sad excuse for a steak that the restaurant "Chiles" tries to pass off on to their customers just so they can end up shitting their brains out later that night
ex) scenario- Tim has been in the bathroom for 16 hours straight for an unknown reason

Burt- hey has anyone seen tim since we came back from "Chiles"?

Ron- Yea man he ate one of those carne asada's and hes been in the bathroom since
by Anthony Capri January 25, 2009
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Carnage Asada

Punk band from Los Angeles 1994-present. Features George Murillo "the Mexican Lou Reed" on vocals. Guitar players have included Tony Fate and Dez Cadena. Famous in L.A. for songs such as Mexican Tar, Sunday Driveby Afternoon, and Drinking the Devils Blood.
Jimmy: Did you see Carnage Asada at the Blvd Cafe in Boyle Heights.

Jaime: Yeah, and there was a lady selling Carne Asada Tacos outside.
by OG Juan Canolli March 20, 2010
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carnaldestism

(a combination of the words "baptism", "carnal" and "desire" ): the night someone is 'baptized' in terms of their carnal desires, i.e. loses their virginity.
a warning to ladies who have not had their carnaldestism yet: do not get drunk right beforehand; doing so is retargerous. you may later regret your decision
by Sexydimma March 9, 2015
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