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Clark Montessori

A joke of a school in every way possible. Every student that attends hates the school and shits on it daily. There are way too many rules and the teachers are ass. It's dead.
"I wish I would have never gone to Clark Montessori"
by Elddir April 11, 2017
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Clark New Jersey

A small town in New Jersey that you should never move to. There's literally nothing to do here, and because of that, it's drug and alcohol use in highschool is comparative to that of Cranford. It has high taxes, incredibly corrupt officials, and the police are the most racist bunch of biggots i've ever seen above the mason dixon line. The Highschool is also falling apart, and is notorious for it's rat problem.

Please don't move here
Clark Cop - "Welcome to Clark New Jersey, smoke all the pot you want, just don't make us get off our lazy asses! Wait, your not a...colored man are you?!"
by Mayor Bonnacorso October 27, 2012
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clarknova

A bitter, hardened IRC veteran that serves as a frightening nodal point in the collective unconscious mind; a failed yet talented writer gone to seed, and the holder of dark state secrets. Verbally abusive to women in the most cruel, cutting ways imaginable. With a small cadre of fanatically loyal young anarchists he plots, and may yet succeed, in bringing about the global collapse of industrial civilization.
<lethargic_> GOD I LOVE CLARKNOVA.
by death September 1, 2003
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Clark Griswold-ing it

When someone has the parks far back in a parking lot, even when there are plenty of spaces available closer; When one fails to realize that the person whom they are trying to yell for is right behind them; overabundance of christmas lights.
Dude! Why are you Clark Griswold-ing it?!?!?!?! There are plenty of spaces closer to the door!!

Well... Looks like the Smith's Clark Griswold-ed their house for Christmas again!!
by Just_Kidding December 5, 2012
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Clarke Central

A school where you can take people man's have sex on the stairwell and suck dick too and where niggas ain't shit and thugs there and hoe's and pregnant pitbull bitches where nigga flash there dick to there ex friend🙄and when dog face a bitches talk shit all day at!!
Mad them long and smart good school shit Clarke Central
by Smell my dick hoe November 28, 2018
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Clark kids

Despite originating on the planet Earth, Clark kids are actually a species of alien. They have achieved this by chiefing so much that their territory, Clark Park, has actually spiritually ascended to the astral plane. They practice an ascetic lifestyle mirroring European monks they call "fiending", which consists of relying, to varying degrees, on other people's weed and food to survive.

The average Clark kid greetings are "who need loud" or "u tryna match?". These are both expressions conveying benevolence in Clark kid culture, as well as social status markers. Social status among Clark kids is determined by quantity of marijuana, similar to how some cultures associate social status with the size of their cattle herd. Traditional Clark kid clothing is a hoodie, pants, and some dirty ass Vans. Some traditional Clark activities include boxing, playing music, stealing from other Clark kids, and ghosting blunts.
Among Clark kids, the words 'bet' , 'merch', and 'facts' all mean 'yes'.
by soberboy63 December 11, 2018
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clarese

Clarese is the most kindest and best person you will ever meet and she is not a “WITCH” or a callous so screw you jyrell and josh
by rattrap November 13, 2020
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