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tim williamson sucks at clash of clans
by mybrutha April 10, 2015
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Clamshell

Clamshell
This is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the penis causing extreme irritation.
Joey: Lets go into the bathroom.
Rachael: Ok Joey.
Gets intimate(in a bathroom)
Joey: AHhhHHH, what the fuck are you doing? I'm leaving.

Michael: So how was rachael after all?
Joey: It hurt like hell.
Michael: Please tell me she did not clamshell you...
Joey: She did, oh she did.
by VegaEnterprises July 25, 2008
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Clash of Clans Faggot

Clash of Clans Faggot

Someone who takes Clash of Clans way too seriously. They'll say your base is rushed even though it's not or you don't care. They might have a maxed out townhall but still in silver league. A lot of faggots don't know how to play the game properly. For example, they'll drop one troop and leave. Causing them to lose trophies. They'll put their townhall on the outside even though it's supposed to be on the inside. Some will force you to donate troops. If you don't get a 3 star they will say you suck at attacking. In wars the faggots will do an all dragon raid with rage spells even though there's plenty of other troops to use.
Me- "I just 2 starred a maxed out townhall 10!"

Clash of Clans Faggot- "Your base is super rushed and you suck at attacking. "
by GraphicArtist115 August 3, 2015
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clams

you know how much it costs a month? 800 clams beeyotch
by serpeco May 28, 2001
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Frustrated Caesar

When a man's "Caesar hairstyle" looses ground in structure and style; due to its battle with the recession of male pattern baldness.
I know he's losing his hair, but I wish Eric get rid of that Frustrated Caesar and push it back already.

Eric's Frustrated Caesar starts from the crown of his head and is combed all the way down to the front.

Who's that bald bastard kiddin' with that Frustrated Caesar?
by Edward K. Monahan May 29, 2008
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claps

You moron, Claps is slang for Gonorrhea.
"It hurts when i pee. I got a bad case of the claps from that hooker"
by Fecker December 23, 2003
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Digging for clams

"Jeremy was out of town, so I went digging for clams."
by Abject Failure June 21, 2009
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