Cracked Black Pepper

Making a a singular or series of funny gags to impress your mates which fully exceeds their expectations as you’re normally a boring southern twat.

“Ah that was a classic cracked black pepper from Pete, normally I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than listen to him rabble on about Minecraft”

by WhiteRoseBanterMerchannt February 17, 2023

Fresh Cracked

Reference to getting some D before getting out of bed for the day. That pleasurable early morning wake up sex romp.

Sorry I’m late. I was fresh cracked this morning.

He lifted her night gown and fresh cracked her.

I saw he had a water dog so I slipped my panties off, hopped on for a ride and woke him to a fresh cracked surprise.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Cactus Cracked

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.

He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Cacked

Being completely stoned from marijuana. Also used to describe when is there is no more weed.

Hey john, can I rip your cart?
No sorry it's already cacked from yesterday.

"Dude I took bong rips before class and now I'm completely cacked"

by Johny Rodrigo January 12, 2019

knacker clackers

A slang term to describe two homosexual men. Derived from the sound made if two blokes could do each other at the same time, thus making their knackers (balls) "clack" against each other.

Julian and his boyfriend Richard were trying a new position that would enable them to shaft each other at the same time when their knackers started clacking. Their friend Steve, watching, cried "What a pair of knacker clackers!"

by Wayne Rooney April 26, 2007

clarked

To engage in anal intercourse with a girl, without using lubrication. (Painful to both parties)

Man, I Clarked this bitch so hard last night my wang is on fire.

by anonymous April 19, 2005

Clocked

Coming from the definition of being punched in the face and knocked out, clocked is a new stoner metaphor for when one is cooked and tired.

person 1: “fuck ive had too many cones i’m so clocked”
person 2: “aha you fucking clocked cunt”

by d1ldo_swaggins5 December 25, 2020