Christmas

The day dedicated to commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ.

It is set on December 25th. People often confuse the origin of that date with the birth of a sun god from a pagan religion, but it is just a coincidence and not the case.

December 25th was picked as Christmas day because it is 9 months away (March 25th) from the start of Virgin Mary's pregnancy (in the sixth month of Elizabeth's pregnancy with John the Baptist, according to Luke 1:26). It's also the reason why some church decided that Christmas is on January 6th, because they believe Virgin Mary start her pregnancy on April 6th.
by Haybrid November 07, 2019
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why do we waist money on people, when we could waist it on ourselves on Christmas
by BigDragon33 December 31, 2019
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a fat drunk man goes down your chimny leaves presents and eats all your rum and raisin old gold chocolate
what did you do at christmas?- i watched a fat stranger fall down the smoke hole in the roof.
by ellatip November 04, 2019
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A question asked at every New Mexican restaurant.
Waitress at Garcia's kitchen: Are you ready to order?
Me: yes ma'am I would like the Chicken Fajita burrito smothered
Waitress: okay would you like that smothered in Red,Green or Christmas chile?
Me: Christmas please.
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some day where you get gifts and shit
I GOT AN iPHONE 8 FOR CHRISTMAS FAM LMFAO SHIT IS LIT
by Abattoirofficial December 26, 2015
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the time where you get with your hated part of the family and have long,long awkward moments
aunt:"how is.....fuck it
you:"this is just a normal christmas with...f-f-family
by lXtheDarkestBladeXl December 20, 2014
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An over commercialized holiday where you are morally obliged to buy gifts and spend your hard earned money. The only ones who come out ahead on Christmas are the store owners and bankers who hold the 22% interest rates on your credit cards that you used to buy all those fucking gifts.
I’m in debt from buying Christmas presents.
by Maxwell December 21, 2003
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