chasing the hobbit

Doing a midget from behind, in a woodshed on their birthday.

I woke up in the hospital after a long night of chasing hobbits.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

chatting up

to hit on and make friendly with a new person.

Joe has been chatting up all the girls at the party, hoping to find one that will accually go home with him.

by c shawn November 10, 2006

flirt cheating

Flirting while either you and/or the opposite party has a significant other. Can range from harmless flirting to suggestive flirting. Tone of voice and body language are essential in determining the severity of the flirt cheating. Flirt cheating does not result in sexual contact.

While Ryan's girlfriend was home sick in bed, he went to the bar where he began flirt cheating with some girls.

by Mack On November 11, 2007

chatting beans

When someone is talking bullshit or about something uninteresting to the listener.

Sam: Hey Matt, I just overclocked my CPU to 3GHz!
Matt: What you chatting beans for, kid?

Sam: Lostprophets are well emo nowadays.
John: Quit chatting beans you douche bag.

by Sooonniiic X January 20, 2009

Cheating Illness.

When someone has cheated on you more than once.

Person: YOU DID WHAT!?!

Cheater: I've got the cheating Illness..

by Mr Pyschotic May 4, 2010

chasing the straw

Used to describe someone who is creepily staring while trying to accomplish a minor task, like trying to find a drinking straw with your tongue while staring at someone across the bar.

That guy was chasing the straw watching those girls sun tan.

by jax39 April 14, 2015

Chatting Spin

Saying something that isn't quite true, but is based on the truth.

Jacob: "How'd you break your nose?"
Rees: "In a fight with Big Hobs 'cos he walked in my flower bed."
Mogg: "Shut up you had a fight with Hobs, stop chatting spin!"

by Crabohydrate November 5, 2019