Chia Pet

A symbol used by people into coprophilia/scatophilia similar to the way pineapples are a way to signal that one is into swinging. The organic substance used to grow the chia seeds resembles fecal matter smeared on bodies.

I thought Jim was pretty vanilla, then I saw the Chia Pet in his FetLife profile and was shocked!

by Kwabs4Real January 13, 2025

chia pet pussy

Something you have never had

YOU AINT NEVER HAD KNOW CHIA PET PUSSY WHAY THE HELL YOU JUST MAKING A MESS!!

by skibidididdy445 January 16, 2025

Chia

Is someone who is Cool, Tall, Funny, Hot, Relatable, Charismatic, Did I Mention Funny?

Wow! I wish I was like Chia!

by Hotgirlsummer6969 November 23, 2021

Chia Wei Tsui

A very handsome guy with the kindest personality.Clever and have good sense of everything. Anyways , everyone loves him tho.

You are really Chia Wei Tsui.

by Andyhot November 23, 2021

tyler chia

the bestest friend and/or best boyfriend anyone can have. he will ALWAYS be there for you, even if you do him mad dirty. although lazy, he’s also incredibly intelligent and loyal. definitely a keeper.

person 1: do you know tyler chia?

person 2: oh yeah hes a bitch

by blf1233 November 23, 2021

Chia

Someone you just click with, someone who takes your heart and can just run with it. She’ll always be a constant thought in your mind no matter how hard you try to forget her, she’s unforgettable. She’s the one person who’ll show they care and will show you true love. Don’t lose her.

“That one girl I talk to, chia. Man she’s got my heart beating.”

by Koi and or Moosh April 4, 2023

Suburban Chia Pet

Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.

John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.

by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025