The female Chav will, by the time she is nine years of age have realised what she wants to do with the rest of her life. Which is, to have at least four children by four different fathers (one who will be black or Asian) by the time she is 18. She does not intend to support these children herself or ask for the fathers of the children for support but instead rely on government hand outs. A Chavette will tattoo the names of her children on her body with pride of place going to her first born. This will be written across her back just above her arse. The following names of her offspring will be recorded on her arms and will consist of names like Britney, Chelsea and other such shit.
The Chavette will no doubt have her ears pierced as many times as humanly possible and her lobes crammed to capacity with large hoop earrings. Around her neck will at least 6 or 7 gold chains of different lengths with a large clown studded with semi precious hanging on the longest one reaching down to her naval.
Diet for herself and her children consists of sausage rolls, Greggs pasties, cigarettes, coke and cheep cider.
Her Children will by the time of their forth birthday will fully versed in every expletive and curse known in the English language and will indeed be asked to recite some colourful quips to the delight of its mothers peers i.e. pusher, pimp, fellow drug user.
The chavette will be a grandmother by the time she is in her mid twenties and the wonderful Chav life cycle will start all over again.
The Chavette will no doubt have her ears pierced as many times as humanly possible and her lobes crammed to capacity with large hoop earrings. Around her neck will at least 6 or 7 gold chains of different lengths with a large clown studded with semi precious hanging on the longest one reaching down to her naval.
Diet for herself and her children consists of sausage rolls, Greggs pasties, cigarettes, coke and cheep cider.
Her Children will by the time of their forth birthday will fully versed in every expletive and curse known in the English language and will indeed be asked to recite some colourful quips to the delight of its mothers peers i.e. pusher, pimp, fellow drug user.
The chavette will be a grandmother by the time she is in her mid twenties and the wonderful Chav life cycle will start all over again.
by Subbaka October 17, 2006
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Lots of angry confrontations and love triangles.
Lots of angry confrontations and love triangles.
Did you see yesterday's episode of 'Cheaters'?
It was hilarious! The girlfriend caught her man while he was getting a blowjob from some skank.
It was hilarious! The girlfriend caught her man while he was getting a blowjob from some skank.
by yoyo January 19, 2004
Get the cheaters mug.Broski: So dude, how did it go with that chick last night?
Broseph: Brah, she Ding Chavez'd the shit outta me!
Broski: How did it feel?
Broseph: It hurt so good brah, it hurt so good...
Broseph: Brah, she Ding Chavez'd the shit outta me!
Broski: How did it feel?
Broseph: It hurt so good brah, it hurt so good...
by Combat Jac November 20, 2009
Get the Ding Chavez mug.when a divorce settlement is adjusted from 50/50 based on infidelity. it doesn't matter whether it was the ex-wife that boned the trainer cuz he acted like he was interested in her boring stories, or whether it was the ex-husband getting off with the young hot bartender in the back cooler based on his generous tipping and free drink giving. what don't you understand here: in either case the cheater gets less than the cheatee. wtf, it's not that difficult a concept, get lost peasant.
guy1 - What's your prediction on how much cheaters discount Jen will give Steve?
girl1- Great question, Im thinkin like 70/30. If you think about it, yeah, she was in fact enjoying anal with her boss for a solid 3 years, but Steve did sort of deserve it, he was douchey quite a bit.
guy1: yeah that sounds about right.
girl1- Great question, Im thinkin like 70/30. If you think about it, yeah, she was in fact enjoying anal with her boss for a solid 3 years, but Steve did sort of deserve it, he was douchey quite a bit.
guy1: yeah that sounds about right.
by norwegianmissile January 21, 2010
Get the cheaters discount mug.a song by Christofer Drew (nevershoutnever) in which he disses his ex-girlfriend for cheating on him with his best friend and many other people. the most epic cheating song ever.
guy: My girlfriend just broke up with me. :(
Christofer Drew: that's okay, she's a cheatercheaterbestfriendeater, she'll get std's soon enough. (:
Christofer Drew: that's okay, she's a cheatercheaterbestfriendeater, she'll get std's soon enough. (:
by imintrouble; August 29, 2010
Get the cheatercheaterbestfriendeater mug.Worse shock in the world. When you find out by accident or the person you love deliberately reveals that they are emotionally or physically involved with someone else.Without even telling you or any warning.
You feel worthless, self pitied and wronged and it's like the Worst feeling in the world. As you loved them and trust them with all your heart. But they don't care about you or your emotions for them you were just another shoe on their dooemat. These people are disrespectful, superficial and extremely untrustable and often have multiple relationships going on they will come back to a genuine person after realising what they lost unconditional love. But you can't accept them back as you lose all love and respect for them when you find out their true self behind that mask that they use.
It's better to eliminate them from your lives for good. But don't let that experience make you bitter or angry at future attempts of love. Just don't invest heavily in emotion or time unless you've tested them properly.
You feel worthless, self pitied and wronged and it's like the Worst feeling in the world. As you loved them and trust them with all your heart. But they don't care about you or your emotions for them you were just another shoe on their dooemat. These people are disrespectful, superficial and extremely untrustable and often have multiple relationships going on they will come back to a genuine person after realising what they lost unconditional love. But you can't accept them back as you lose all love and respect for them when you find out their true self behind that mask that they use.
It's better to eliminate them from your lives for good. But don't let that experience make you bitter or angry at future attempts of love. Just don't invest heavily in emotion or time unless you've tested them properly.
Dave: what happened Joey between you and your girlfriend.
Joey : Left her bitch was deliberately ignoring me later I found out slut was cheating with some other guy.
Dave: Sorry Bruh u just got cheated and used by that slut
Joey : Left her bitch was deliberately ignoring me later I found out slut was cheating with some other guy.
Dave: Sorry Bruh u just got cheated and used by that slut
by Boris33_ November 1, 2019
Get the Cheated mug.An alternate persona for the Twitch streamer, DougDoug. This persona for him is used for cheating game console games, specifically interdemionsal sex simulator games which are powered by necromancers. He also considers himself a god, rivaling others to prove his superiority. Usually, this persona is seen in a Thanos bathing suit with a Waluigi cap on his head.
"Hey, friend have you seen Diablo The Cheater recently?"
"No, not really. All I've heard is he is doing interdemionsal sex simulators power by fucking necromancers.
"No, not really. All I've heard is he is doing interdemionsal sex simulators power by fucking necromancers.
by Professor Sakura January 25, 2023
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