Choco Churning

The process of @docking@ immediately after performing a number 2 into somebody's uncircumcised foreskin

Jordy found that his pee was brown in the morning, as he and Dan had spent the previous night choco churning

by ProfessorMelonHead December 29, 2015

channing girl

a rich north London girl who often says 'basically' or 'literally' unnecessarily in a sentence. Usually gets driven to school in a Range Rover because of her heavy Michael Kors bag and swears by the flapjack diet.

A: 'is that a channing girl?'
B: 'yeah you can tell by the Michael Kors bag and shit uniform'

by planetofthegrapes May 15, 2016

Charming Hamad

No words can make the beginning of this perfect as u are simply you came in and messed up with everything inside of me the first time I saw ur eyes made me realize a lot made feel for a sec that I’m looking at a masterpiece of art 💙. I've failed you several times. But there was one moment I failed you beyond measure. I told my self many times maybe this is not what dose love means i tried to forget you but in each time I fall harder than before ! I want to spend the bad days before the good one with u let me save that heart from this world hun I’ll say loud and clear I lOVE YOU ! Okay I want to thank you for always being there for me when I needed it, for helping me through the bad times and I want to let you know that I will always be there for you. You’re so loving, caring and thoughtful. You always put a smile on my face . I just wanted you to know how much I appreciate having u in my life, and I hope you know how much you mean to me . I just want you to know how much I LOVE YOU 💙.

Charming Hamad you are my first and last love forever !

by nfnf ur love January 20, 2020

Channing Tatum

A tight wrinkly schmorgishborg of bacterial infection on the genitals.
Symptoms included: drippy dick, mould spores and gangnam stile

That bitch I hole banged last night gave me a vicious Channing Tatum

I tried the Dick Soak Method and it gave me Channing Tatum

I got real dick burn happenin!! I think my Tatum is Channed

by Jiggle me dick May 2, 2013

churning the jackson

When the world's oil reserves run out in 2050, the oil companies will be forced to drill down into Michael Jackson's grave to extract the vast amounts of crude that have collected off of his broken down plastic face.

Suddenly a loud persistent noise could be heard in the Hollywood Hills around Forest Lawn Cemetery. It wasn't road construction, but the sound of the oil rig churning the jackson.

by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2013

Charging the Battery

Attaching a car battery to your nipples while lactating.

I have gone through 10 car batteries this week because Lori is constantly charging the battery.

by May2Keg June 21, 2007

daisy chaining

British teenagers engaging in a form of group sex The practice involves teenagers going to each others' homes to engage in sex with multiple partners.

I'm going to Susie's house to daisy chain with a bunch of British chicks.

by hdgkdhgkjd May 2, 2005