charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

by Jim July 19, 2004

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changing on the fly

Hide in the closet, and have your friend start having doggy sex with a chick with her facing away from the closet. Sneak out and switch with your friend. Extra points if you switch back.

Nate was boning this chick, then we changed on the fly and she didn't even notice.

by G-Diddy April 20, 2005

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My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself

Possibly the best non-joke pickup line of all time

Girl: I just don't know if I'm ready for a relationshipment.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.

by Smeeagain October 31, 2011

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Chargin

A word used to describe the feeling you get when someone says something so absolutley wrong that you don't even know where to begin to correct them.

Sally: "I'm so glad America bombed Pearl Harbor in World War I so we could all be free!"

Mike: "Sally, that statement just chargins me to the depth of my soul."

by TCT November 27, 2007

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