chain mail

mail you want to spam which most of the time you do. its pesky. kill it. stop sending it.

you read this, you will get kissed on Friday. B R E A K I T and your crush will ask someone else out. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don't send this to at least 10 people, by at least 1 am, you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. Just copy, paste and you will get kissed on Friday. DONT send it back to the person who sent it to you TAG UR IT!! This is so scary. Send this to 15 people in the next 143 mins.When you are done press F6 and your crushes name will appear- this is a chain mail

by scream aim and FIRE January 22, 2009

rusty chainsaw

Similar to the Vulcan, and the shocker. The rusty chainsaw is the act of penetrating a womans' anus with the entire hand very rapidly. The remnants left on your hand after the act give the "rusty" appearance.

My wife pissed me off the other day so, as revenge when we were going at it doggystyle I gave that bitch the ol' rusty chainsaw. That's why I'm staying in the hotel tonight.

by Smittay September 26, 2007

Chain up

Trinidadian slang: Believing something that someone says when it actually isn't true. Getting set up. Being manipulated.
Willingly believing something that just doesn't sound right.

He does give her real chain up boy. Lying to her every minute.
Yuh know she lying! You taking that chain up?

by prettymd September 1, 2010

chainis

Among the most versatile words in the history of all languages, the word 'chainis', as some like to enunciate it, is a word applicable in all contexts and situations, taking on a plethora of meanings from the soft grace of a rose petal as it gently lays to rest in a calm, summer pond to being a complete dumbass. It is often aptly altered with prefixes, post-fixes and other common grammatical constructions to suit the general mood being felt by a group of individuals. It is believed by traditionalists that embedded within every soul, is the desire to utter such glory. The fulfillment felt by one who recites it at the appropriate time is distinct and available only to those of refined taste. Contrary to popular opinion, chainis is not the equivalent to 'Chinese' (an Asian nationality and culture) and any such attempt to assert this is offensive, ignorant and met with contempt.

Friend: "Hey man, are you going to paintball this weekend?"
Gentleman: "Chainis ;)"
Friend: "...Is that a yes or a no?"

Barista: "Hello sir, would you like cream or sugar in your coffee today?"
Gentleman: "Chainis ;)"
Barista: "You again!?! Security!"

Priest: "Do you take her as your lawfully wedded wife?"
Gentleman: "Chainis"
Priest: "Wow, just wow, I'm so done with this shit."
*Flips over table holding wedding cake and leaves*
Fiancee: "You've ruined everything! I hate you!"
*Starts crying and storms off*

Man of Lesser Intellect: "Hey, you know its really immature and unbecoming of you to keep using that silly word."
Gentleman: "Shut up, you chainis."
Man of Lesser Intellect: "Getting real tired of your shit..."

Psychotherapist: "So tell me, when did you first start using this word, what was it... chainis?"
Gentleman: "Don't try that simplified chainis bullshit with me, all you'll get is a plate full of chainis with side order of chainis and also, chainis"
Psychotherapist: *writes in notepad* "Needs extensive treatment, possibly electroshock therapy with several rounds of psychoactive medication"

Priest: "Does anybody wish to say any last words before we lower his body into the ground?"
Resentful Spirit: "Yeah, why don't you go chainis yourself, you post-chainis chainiser"
Resentful Spirit 2: "Nigga, you owe me rent!"

by shaymis lue December 13, 2014

Chain of Lies

1. An e-mail chain containing defammatory or false information that is spread far and wide by partisan believers in an attempt to paint a negative image of the opposition.

2. The act of forwarding sensationalistic, untrue reports without checking their veracity.

3. How lies go viral on the Internet.

4. A modern-day illustration of Mark Twain's adage: "A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."

You know that story about supposed "FEMA concentration camps" in the desert? It's just part of that Chain of Lies started by that militia group in Texas.

by Peter Kobs August 21, 2009

chainwax

To place the pussy upon the chainwax is a euphemism for accumulating mass quantities of vagina and aligning them on a figurative conveyor belt for organized fucking. Think of a chain, it has links that form a line. The wax alludes to smooth and speedy transitions. Thus, putting the pussy on the chainwax means having bitches ready to fuck in an orderly and timely manner.

My friend puts the pussy on the chainwax.

by Leitmotiv May 27, 2015

Put the pussy on the chain-wax

A term that has been used as far back as the Stone Age to describe how radical something was.

D'quavis: Vro, can you do a kick flip?
Chadwick: Hell ya! You know I put the pussy on the chain-wax!

by P. Ennis July 30, 2019