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Oh no… that Cesar ate all the food.
Oh no that Cesar ate all the food, also he attempt to jump caused a tsunami causing Australia to sink into the ocean
An adhd freak who has a weird obsession with monkeys.
"oh do you know césar?

yah, I saw him cuddling a monkey the other day."
César by Kataraaaaaaaaaaaa June 15, 2020
do you wanna go to the zoo?
Nah, its always crowded with Césars..."
César by Kataraaaaaaaaaaaa June 17, 2020

Cesar’s Dad 

A very rare creature that has never been seen. He is a strong loving man. Everyone knows he exists but there is no evidence of it. Cesar’s dad can most commonly be found in a long line at a supermarket or gas station.
Person1: Hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Person2: Sure
Person1: CESAR’S DAD
Cesar’s Dad by FuckJackie November 28, 2018

cesar millan 

A dog behaviorist who is on the show "The Dog Whisperer". This guy is crazy good at training dogs. Except he doesn't really train the dogs...he trains the dogs' owners to stop spoiling the dogs so freaking much.
person 1: I should call up Cesar Millan and ask him to train my dog to stop ripping people's faces off.

person 2: Cesar Millan won't train your dog, he'll train YOU to make you stop letting your dog rip people's faces off.
cesar millan by inmyvan January 23, 2007
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