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Cesar

Once in a blue moon you will stumble across a diamond in the form of someone that will change you forever. Cesar's are that diamond. There's a high chance you will meet a Cesar in a very unique, & wholesome way. They come into your life when you're least expecting it, & you will form an instant infatuating connection to them. Their personality is infectious, & addicting to be around. Some may find them to be crude, or even mean. But their obnoxious outbursts of silly banter & bullying hold no real depth. Under the surface they are the kindest, most loving, & loyal souls you will ever encounter. They are very reserved & personal people, with guarded emotions & a lack of trust. To be loved by a Cesar is to be loved unconditionally, purely, & eternally. Cesar's tend to have low self esteem in regards to their physical appearance. Yet to the outside eye, they are breath takingly attractive. Cesar's are protectors, leaders, & have away of bringing divided people together. You may easily find yourself opening up to a Cesar. They create a space that feels warm & welcoming. There are vast pool of words that can describe a Cesar. Funny, ratty, cute, kind, thoughtful, short, sweet, attractive, loyal, patient, respectful, bully, positive, alpha, helpful, and so on. Cesar's are well rounded individuals with ambition, & a means to make their dreams come true. If you've found yourself a Cesar, never let them go. For they are one of life's greatest gifts, & most valuable treasures.
I just met Cesar, he's an amazing person!

Whoa you're friends with Cesar?! You're so lucky!!

That's Cesar for you, always goofing around.
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Look its Cesar the Jew
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Oh no… that Cesar ate all the food.
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Oh no that Cesar ate all the food, also he attempt to jump caused a tsunami causing Australia to sink into the ocean
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César

An adhd freak who has a weird obsession with monkeys.
"oh do you know césar?

yah, I saw him cuddling a monkey the other day."
by Kataraaaaaaaaaaaa June 15, 2020
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do you wanna go to the zoo?
Nah, its always crowded with Césars..."
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Cesar’s Dad

A very rare creature that has never been seen. He is a strong loving man. Everyone knows he exists but there is no evidence of it. Cesar’s dad can most commonly be found in a long line at a supermarket or gas station.
Person1: Hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Person2: Sure
Person1: CESAR’S DAD
by FuckJackie November 28, 2018
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