Maryland Cement Mixer

When a group of males ejaculate into a woman's anus while rolling her and when everyone has finished tilt her over and let the semen pour out resembling cement being poured

Me and the guys performed the Maryland Cement Mixer on Stacy the other day

by biggyy April 19, 2016

cemented

smashed, plastered, wasted, drunk, pissed, wankered, shitfaced.

I went to a party last night and got cemented!!!

by Sian and Celia October 10, 2007

cemetery lifestyle

Somebody that eats ,drinks ,smokes and does drugs and doesn’t give a crap about anybody They eat bacon wrapped in bacon for breakfast . Also about 50+ pounds overweight and are very unhealthy also lazy.

My coworker lives a cemetery lifestyle

by Ronline11 June 12, 2018

cement smiley

Popularized by some movie about America and history and maybe an X, it's when you get really mad at someone for hanging out infront of their house so you kick the shit out of them and then take their face to the curb and rest their upper mouth on the cement and then jump on their head as hard as you can, causing their teeth and jaw to get smushed into their brains. Usually causing death or the horrendous condition known as "British Teeth"

Her blowjobs were never the same after that Cement Smiley.

by Jerry's Kid April 20, 2004

cemetarian

One who is interested in the history and preservation of cemetaries.

Being a cemetarian, she cannot drive by a cemetary without checking out the inscriptions on headstones.

by Family historian July 10, 2010

cementos

1. what mentos eventually transmogrify into after sitting a while in a well ventilated place, i.e., your glove compartment, a cupboard, etc.

My girlfriend found a mentos in her purse. She gave it to me, and it turned out to be a cementos. It broke my teeth

by J.C.H. June 28, 2007

Cement

Buzzword of 2009.
Has replaced other colloquialisms such as "wicked and "cool"
(1) Used as an adjective to describe a place person or thing in a positive light.
(2) Used to describe cohesiveness between two places persons or things.

(1) "Dude, I saw you pick up Samantha Addison... That shit was Cement!"

(2) "Yeah man, me and my bro are fucking cement"

by strongbad009 January 18, 2009