Celebite

A person who has promised to God to never have sex.

My friend is celebite, he will stay a virgin for the rest of his life. How sad...

by Dreamcastor February 2, 2009

The Celebration

When something so great happens that a simple "yay" will not do, The Celebration comes in to play. To put it simply, it is 'on-the-spot masturbation'.

I was at dave's house the other night when i found out i won the lottery, so i did the celebration. His parents weren't pleased. But i bought them a new house (but kept the carpets!).

by VoxleadJuan February 1, 2010

celebration

a town full of rich people who are cocky guys that are gay except dillon st. Gordon and girls here are sexy.

bum: hey where are you headed too?

cop: Celebration.

Bum: shit bro take me with you they give good money (:

by _J-swagga June 29, 2011

celebophile

Someone obsessed with anything and everything celebrity.

Janet has pictures of rich fucks all over her walls. She is such a celebophile.

by sör3n May 10, 2008

celebitician

A politician who has garnered celebrity status.

Kennedy was a celebitician and Obama is a celebitician.

by Sonya Bible, Attorney at Law January 20, 2009

celebeertion

A celebration centered around the consumption of beer.

"I got laid last night!", said Albert.
"That calls for a celebeertion!", exclaimed Marvin.

by Mac Berlin July 7, 2009

Celebrageddon

Celebrageddon (cel-eb-ra-geddon) n.

Word combniation of Celebrity and Armageddon. A word used to describe the sudden rash of celebrity deaths in a short span of time.

Dude, celebrageddon is upon them. Farrah and Michael Jackson in the same day, not to mention the current celebrageddon of Carradine, Billy Mays and Walter Cronkite.

by WiiTodd July 19, 2009