Celeron

The Intel CPU my shitty school laptops use. Celeron is trash. It's only ok for the most basic of sh*t.

Don't buy Celeron. It's bad. If you still want an Intel CPU, at least get an i3. That's MUCH better.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 2, 2022

electric celery

the smell of a new pack of CDs, or DVDs

I opened a new pack of CDs last night totally got a whiff of that electric celery

by moonbear131 March 26, 2022

Spam celery

A term used to describe a vegetarian meal that secretly contains traces of meat. The vegetarian has no idea that he/she has totally gone against the rules of vegetarianism.

Man: Oh my god you so just ate some spam celery, not feeling so vegetarian now are you!

Vegetarian: *cries and hides from all humanity*

by david dring April 24, 2006

Cedar Springs, Michigan

Home of the Little Detroit Trailer Park located on 18 mile rd. Where you can find any drug you desire.

Me and the homies were cruising around Cedar Springs, Michigan and looking to score, so we swung by the little Detroit trailer park and got the hook up.

by Jerryskids August 21, 2020

CEDES

Short word to describe the Mercedes line of German luxury cars.

by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003

Cedric

A black handsome man with a large size penis The most handsome man I ever seen

Cedric will always be number one

by Cederic Grigley October 31, 2017

Celery

Name for Intels budget line of processors, as they are rather slow and useless.

A computer running an Intel Celery (celeron) processor

by nIMrOD888 July 4, 2007