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Career Bruno

A plain-looking or unattractive woman who has chosen a professional career path rather than marrying, bearing children, and raising a family. Often times these women resent men, and often abuse their limited authority and influence in the workplace.
Mick: I just had my annual review with Jennifer. She thinks I don't have my shit together. I didn't get even a 1% raise...
Dean: I just had mine with Kevin. He said I don't have my shit together either, but we laughed about it, and he gave me a 6% raise anyway. That Jennifer is such a fucking Career Bruno....I'm glad I don't work for her anymore!
by Nitrolian June 5, 2013
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Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by The ONLY devil 😈 December 6, 2021
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Cartier

One of the most renowned luxury companies to ever come in existence. Go google it.
My Cartier watch is more valuable then your whole room.
by xluu August 16, 2008
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carter smith

A weird little white boy who among other things enjoys being painfully pounded in the butthole by other men, preferably middle aged dads.
Uhggg, carter smith is in the bedroom with dad again!
by Creepy69420 September 20, 2016
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career-ending move

getting canned from your bullshit job because you told the man to go fuck himself
I specialize in career-ending moves
by stonywarso February 27, 2003
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Carter’s Dad

Hey what’s up Jonny , what ?that’s not my name.

Carter’s dad is literally Johnny Sins
by #babyscina May 3, 2021
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tha carter v

Tha Carter V is the 12th studio album by the G.O.A.T Lil Wayne
Hey man you listen to Tha Carter V yet?

Ya G that shit goes hard
by Jwaren37 September 30, 2018
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