Carrot Thistle

An unsightly thatch of bright red hair growing on the tip of a red-headed man's pink and white speckled penis.

Jenny: "So Michelle, how was he in bed?"
Michelle: "OMG it was so gross, when he pulled down his pants I saw nothing but carrot thistle."
Jenny: "That's disgusting, I think I just threw up."

by JBeezy801 August 1, 2010

peas and carrots

Two very close friends. Comes from the movie Forest Gump.

Jenny and Me, we was like peas and carrots.

by Hazey R April 28, 2008

Carrot Fondue

Carrot fondue is the act of vomiting into a woman's vagina, having sex with her and then having her fellate you.

Oh my god, Richard performed carrot fondue on me last night. I need to buy new sheets.

by Slightly Disturbed November 8, 2012

Peace And Carrots

A phrase typically used to indicate a 'see you later' towards somebody. This comes from the leaving phrase of 'peace' to add a punny side towards a farewell.

'Peace and carrots' most resembles 'peas and carrots' from a dinnerside setting being almost homophones.

A: "I gotta go, I'll see you later"
B: "Alright, peace and carrots"

by hulby47 October 16, 2011

carrot mind

The capacity to keep doing something difficult by imagining you’ll get that carrot eventually.

Most who are working in a job they despise have some degree of carrot mind going on.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2019

shame carrots

Rubbing one index finger down the other index finger in a gesture of admonishment, like peeling a carrot.

In light of your inappropriate behavior, I can only make shame carrots at you.

by MadviLNE May 17, 2011

spicy carrot

The act of inserting a carrot into a significant other's anus and proceeding to eat it back out. ; Considered a form of foreplay.

"Babe, I want to try something different tonight. It's called the "spicy carrot". I just bought a bag of carrots and we've got all night."

by BananaBernard February 14, 2017