An adult male or female with several years of experience in the building trades who more often than not enjoys the company of someone of his/her own sex not only to confide in but to also kiss and fondle while on a jobsite. A union carpenter will also have various credentials and certifications including but not limited too force jamming pickles into their own or their lovers/ partners urethra or anal port.
Hey, did you see how well greg took that pickle inside himself while maintaining eye contact with your dad... He must be a union carpenter.
by greg the pickle hammer April 30, 2014
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by Steve & Adam January 23, 2009
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Those guys are all such carpenters because the only reason their nice and friendly to Eikoo is so they can party at her house.
by Mathais D January 16, 2009
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jane- hey john i was really bored last night so i gave myself a dirty carpenter! it hurt like shit!
john-what the fuck?
john-what the fuck?
by i<3men!!!! February 23, 2011
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1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever
and you get a Ross
1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever
and you get a Ross
by Mal Mal August 17, 2006
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