Burnt the Cardboard

When you spend your time doing very fun and exciting things.

We really burnt the cardboard this weekend.

by Dale Bob November 26, 2016

Cardiomasterbation

To make a stabbing motion towards your chest, directly over your heart. Named so, because it looks as though you are jerking off your heart's imaginary penis.

"I just finished watching Norbit and the Adventure of Pluto Nash, I want to kill myself." (Then proceeds with cardiomasterbation)

by ihatecejay October 16, 2008

cardboard pants

when somebody is wearing pants which are cardboard in colour, usually tight, stiff and could also have a pinstripe.

hey did you see those cardboard pants?
yeah where did he get those, value village?

by mrizack August 2, 2010

Carden

A sweet loving boy who is funny as hell!!! He is possibly the nicest guy u will ever meet and he is the easiest person to talk to. Carden will make you laugh every day and every secound of every day. Carden will also always y’all to you about what is going on and will always be there for you by making the situation really funny!!

“My bestfriend is Carden.”
“God damn your so lucky to have a Carden in your life.”

by 135780!? December 1, 2018

cardoso

Cardoso is commonly a last name full of savages, and some bad ass pott heads.

Grandmother (to grandchild): Little one go find yourself a Cardoso.
Grandchild (to grandmother): Why must I
Grandmother: It's you're destiny...

(Grandmother dies)

by SOLOBURGERR April 24, 2018

Cardell

1/2 black 1/2 samoan titan of a man. Tall dark and handsome, funny and outgoing, strong willed and minded and one of the coolest people you could ever get to know.

Cardell is a good man

by optimoman February 4, 2010

Cardiorgasm

The art of having sex for such an extended period of time that you feel as if you have been doing cardio. When the moment finally arrives and then passes, you realize you are a hot mess in need of a shower. Side effects may include chafing and possible rope/rug burns.

It all started off as casual sex with the neighbor, but the next thing we knew it turned into a cardiorgasm.

by Leethl June 17, 2011