Cally

Extremely (awkward), but (caring). Cally is an (introvert),and prefers to write stories than socialise. However, cally adores Chinese food, like yuk sung

Wow, I can hear a creepy laugh, it must be cally.

by Wink wonk June 21, 2017

Callypigian

Perfect posterior

"that bitch j lo used to be callypigian. now she flat as a board"

by asd November 28, 2003

calorie seeking missile

A fat person who is draw to calories in the same way that a heat seeking missile is drawn to heat.

When that fat guy saw that cake he turned into a calorie seeking missile

by D. "D Wayne" W. August 22, 2011

calorie-neutral run

A run (or other form of exercise) at the end of which cake is eaten, leading to neither a net loss nor net increase of calories.

Gary: Hey, why are you eating that humungous slice of cake?

Noel: I'm just finishing off my calorie-neutral run. 5 miles of running = a humungous slice of cake.

by geekinthepinkypink September 25, 2011

calohorrific

Something extremely calorific, like tons peanut butter or fatty cheese. A horrific amount of calories.

I just ate a massive stack of banana pancakes with cream and maple syrup, followed by a chocolate smoothie AND a peanut butter and jam sandwich. Ouch! Calohorrific!!

by Mimmibums June 8, 2015

caloris

the wrong way to spell calories. Why are you still here weren't you trying to look up calories

Esmeralda: I wonder what urban dictionary says about calories...
Alexandra: oh ok ill get my laptop
Searches: urban dictionary caloris

by sevenatenein May 5, 2018

Calayia

Nice funny kind but mess with her you get your ass beat she's nice when she wants to be she can be a dick head you can laugh in her face and she can laugh back you clap she can clap back she's cute she's funny she's loyal she got a big o booty she's cute and strong she never worries about a hoe she's the goofiest person I know she's funny and you want problem she'll give them to you she's light-skinned with dark curly hair and if you want to fight she's always up for one

Calayia is not Goofy

But she'll give you that clap back though

by Calayia November 21, 2018