Calculator

Cheating device for those to lazy to work out 2+2.

Idiot 1: Dude, what's 2+2?

Idiot 2: Dunno. Steal Jane's calculator.

by Tyler Christie February 18, 2009

Callum T

iPad dribbling spastic

Callum T is an iPad Dribbling spastic

by dangleesack69 December 18, 2019

Callum

The ideal boyfriend for any girl. Excels at everything and is incredibly funny. Very handsome and just generally an amazing person.

I'm so lucky to be dating a callum

by Hotpotato05 April 7, 2020

Callula

A very pretty name for a girl

Hey look over there, that girl is Beautiful.
She must be called Callula

by Joely Boy July 27, 2009

Callums Corner

A middle aged man who has a tic tac for a head and cant take it when people point it out.

Callums corner is a reactor who has a tic tac head

by 1_up_ping on insta August 17, 2018

calcutator

1.The mispelling of calculator that I wrote down once.

2.A calculator made of potatoes.

Jessica: What does that say?!
Jane: It says calculator!
Jessica: No it doesn't stupid! It says "calcutator"!
Jane: ......

by Imissmydog April 29, 2006

Calculus A

A soft version of calculus designed for the use of people with learning disabilities. Given the letter "A" as it is the most essential and basic level of calculus SON.

Calculus A student: whats a derivative?
Calculus 1 student: whats an anti-integral?

by Dietrich Burbulla January 10, 2011