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Caffeinoisseur

An expert in everything caffeinated. Coffee, tea, soda pop, etc. (See coffeenoisseur).
A caffeinoisseur will be able to taste the difference between green tea from decaf tea..
by fredskiskiski June 19, 2017
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Caffeiner

A person who drinks a lot of coffee, probably is addicted to caffeine and hates decaf.
"What? That's your 5th cup.

You are a caffeiner, aren't you?"
by seiju December 25, 2017
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Caffetine

caffetine

Drinking a coffee and smoking a fag at the same time
Person 1: what are you doing?

Person 2: getting my caffetine
by K_j_01 April 10, 2018
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caffeine refractory

In state in which you are so tired, no amount of caffeine consumption has any effect on you.
Sydney: “Dude, I’m so freaking tired I’ve had like 6 cups of coffee and it’s done absolutely nothing, except I’m all jittery.”

Nick: “You hit that caffeine refractory state. Sucks.”
by Scout was fat. July 18, 2021
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crime against caffeinity

{krahym uh-genst kaf-ee-in--i-tee}

noun

1. a crime or series of crimes that involves caffeinated-beverage drinkers that expose themselves to crappy coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks, etc..., directed against individuals or large groups of people.

2. An undrinkable atrocity (coffee or tea related beverage that is too bitter, burnt, overly or insufficiently sweet, etc... ) that is directed especially against an individual or entire population or part of a population with crappy coffee grounds and without regard to individual guilt or responsibility even on such nasty coffee grounds.
Setting: End of blind date.

Bedford-Stuy Byron invites his date Flavia Flatbush to his apartment for some 'Coffee and chill.'

Flavia: Okay. What kind of coffee will you serve me? (flirty winky face)

Bedford-Stuy: Ummmmm.... Didn't think you'd accept. Will Sanka or Taster's Choice do?

Flavia (hate, anger, and disdain flash in her soul and eyes): YOU MONSTER! (knees Bedford-Stuy in the groin, crippling him to the ground). You heinous monster! Why would you serve anyone such crime against caffeinity?! (sobs and runs away as fast as her feet carry her to the nearest Williamsburg L train stop).

End scene.
by Tsarstepan April 26, 2017
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caffer

A word commonly heard in portage that was brought over by a south african millionaire that doesn't work and married a doctor. Mostly used as an insult and in south africa is worse then calling somebody a nigger basically.
Mike " Hey Jamie you caffer bitch, bring me some water !!! "
by 13 Times February 15, 2006
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caffers

A disgusting, blob-like creature that is formed from pure, concentrated cancer.

It's mating call resembles the sound of someone puking.
Jaypurs, that caffers is really fucking disgusting.
by Agnew March 23, 2005
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