strangers with candy

Funniest show to come out on comedy central. Staring Jerry Blank a middle-age women who goes back to highschool in an effort to finally graduate.Best watched when drunk.

Pass me that 40 and pop Strangers with candy in the dvd player.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

caddicarus

A youtuber who may need therapy and who has changed hairstyles but still has not changed even today.

Person 1: "I'm going to watch Caddicarus "
Person 2: "Oh you mean that one youtuber who looks insane in some of his videos?"
Person 1: *silence*

by Cheetopuff3r April 15, 2021

sponge candy

After taking out the formerly popular female contraceptive devise, while wet with the man's ejaculate, it is referred to as Sponge Candy.

Man to his girlfriend after sex in the 1990's: "Get that Sponge Candy away from me!"

by furstrules February 16, 2013

candy up your buns

It's when a guy has his Sweets all flushed down the drains

Hey, Mac, would ya candy up your buns?!?

by Jil Millrar December 2, 2013

New England Candy cane

When a guy fucks a girl on her period and he pulls it out of her pussy and it looks like a candy cane because of the blood

yeah i heard he period fucked hear and he had a new england candy cane

by lars lando calrizzian July 31, 2011

Free Candy

Back the fuck away from the van.

Mysterious man in the van: " Hey kid, want some free candy?"
Kid: *Backs the fuck away from the van*

by Adios Bitchachos June 2, 2015

candy tongue

when you eat too many shitty sugar candies and your tongue hurts afterwards

Man, I love those Sweethearts, but they give me such bad candy tongue!

by G.G. February 14, 2008