Cypress woods high school is located in cypress texas home of the wildcats. even though their football team sucks their academics dont. it is over poplauted with snotty rich white kids divided two ways. either way to good to talk to you or wants believe they were born in the ghetto. they are also over populated with the gay community. the school does have the most team spirit in everything they do.
Cypress woods high school is the type of place to be walking with your dyed blonde hair friend while listening to rap music and you look to see “ghetto” girls pulling their weaves out.
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