creationist

One that thinks that hundreds of different scientist who all came to the same conclusionregarding the creation of the human species must be wrong because the Bible says so. They tend to try and have scientific truth banned from their childrens' schools.

George W. Bush is a creationist. May he burn in hell.

by existentialist February 8, 2004

creationism

1. The idea that all the Ph.D. scientists on the planet, who actually spent 10-30 years of their lives getting an education in science and making real discoveries, are intellectually inferior and biased in comparison to 14- to 18-year-old impressionable christian youths and sexually frustrated right-wingers who barely graduated from high school who easily fall for hoaxes which are assumed to be "evidence" for bible literalism and against the rest of science.

2. A conspiracy theory which suggests that all the scientists on the planet are corroborating on a scheme to turn the public away from their belief in God via the theory of evolution (not only atheist scientists, but Christian, Muslim, Jewish and Hindu scientists are in on this anti-God scheme; go figure). Of course, like all conspiracy theories, you will be accused of being naive by the paranoid masses if you happen to use your brain and actually think about how it's not only impossible for thousands of people to be in on a lie without a single one of them having the scruples to come forward and expose said lie, but also impossible for snakes to talk.

1. Creationist: "Did you know Darwin recanted evolution on his deathbed? That proves evolution is wrong and creationism is true!"
Someone who doesn't have his head up his own ass: "That claim was refuted over 100 years ago. And you wonder why scientists don't take you morons seriously?"

2. Creationist: "What? You mean you DON'T believe in fire-breathing dragons and a global flood which has no evidence? You mean you actually believe what scientists say about science and not my pastor? What's wrong with you? Well don't worry, I'll pray for you."

by Awesome Dog October 8, 2008

Creationism

Creationism explained:
God + Adam + Eve -times- Cane -minus- Abel + Seth -divided by- Lilith -times- Eve's sister-in-law -divided by- dinosaurs -times- 42 -times- E=mc2 -divided by- Infinity + H2O -times- Monosodiumglutinate -minus- The Monolith + hot air + the sound of a honking horn + The Secret Ingredient -minus- your opposable thumb = ALL THAT IS AND EVER SHALL BE! AMEN!

I hope that clears things up for you.

According to the Religious Right, "evolution" was just Darwin trying to explain his wife to his friends and the idea caught on! "Creationism" is, of course, the ONE TRUE and ONLY explanation for human existance. Anybody who says otherwise should have their opposable thumbs chopped off!

by Carl J. Maltese October 17, 2007

creatine

A high-energy, naturally occurring compound known as creatine phosphate that is widely used (totally legal) as a supplement to enhance athletic performance and/or muscle gain. It is most popular as a white powder which is mixed with juice or water. It can also be taken as a serum or in pill form. Side effects include a weight gain of 5-10 lbs, bloating (if you don't drink enough water), and increased chest size. The good effects will only be seen when combined with a serious workout regiment.

Creatine made me grow some big time moobs, but fortunately bitches loved to grab them and they even helped me bag some girls with lesbian tendencies...if you know what I'm getting at.

by Nick D February 2, 2004

creationtits

-noun

1. corruption of a word "creationist", used as an insult mostly by the young earth evolutionists at YEC.

Creationtits teaches false pseudo "science" in a guise of religious teaching.

by Nicko DaVinci December 10, 2009

creatious

When someone has really creative ideas and they won't let their friends alone about it and they go on and on and it becomes an infection that becomes infectious and nobody wants to be around them because they are noxious and obnoxious

The crazy professor went all over town being creatious all over everyone !

by Fishoboy March 6, 2017

creationism

Magic man done it!

Example of Creationism:
Magic man: Hocus pocus Universe!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Solar system!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Apple pie!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Beer!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus P0rn!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Paper towl!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Earth!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Man!!!
Man: Thank you Magic man your the greatest.
Magic man: MORE BEER!!!!
Man: Hocus pocus baseball!
Magic man: Wow good one!
Magic man: EVEN MORE BEER!!!!

by Arch Magos October 25, 2012