Coupon Nazi

An employee in a service sector job, usually low-ranking, who tries to find any excuse not to accept coupons.

I tried to use a coupon, but the Coupon Nazi at the register read me the riot act.

by RoundenBrown December 13, 2019

Wet coupon

It’s the action of taking a CVS receipt wrap it around the male member and dip in K.Y Jelly, and then you proceed to take you’re partner to fuck town!

Dude, I totally gave Mary-Ann a wet coupon last night!

Man, I heard that’s the best sex position!

by CVSstoremanager January 16, 2020

1 free nude coupon

Is a coupon we’re you get one free nude to keep

i have a 1 free nude coupon

by Dhocuffkgj April 20, 2020

couponer

A couponer is a person that uses every coupon they find on discounts/sales at their local stores. They usually have their stocks of stuff down in a basment or room.

"Melissa told me she wants to start collecting coupons; become a couponer."

by phoenix18 September 13, 2020

Spastic Coupon

Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.

I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.

by Original42 November 20, 2012

sushi coupon

Cleaning out an asian womans vagina

Man eats out a dirty asian woman who has not cleaned herself out in days. hence sushi coupon

by jason234357454 June 24, 2011

government coupons

It’s part of girl math; it’s cash, however if you buy something with “government coupons” it voids the cost of the item, making it “free”

I bought this candy bar with “government coupons, therefore this candy bar was free

by CLange November 23, 2023