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Spastic Coupon

Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.
I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.
by Original42 November 20, 2012
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poupon coupon

A "clip 'n' save" slip of paper for a local restaurant dat entitles you to a free or discounted upgrade in da mustard-sauce included wif your meal.
Financially-solvent dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany always orders just bargain-basement fare whenever we go out to eat; she never asks for fancy seasonings unless I have a poupon coupon for said meal.
by QuacksO February 23, 2022
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Happy Go Coupon

the smart, savvy, saving, shopper. Uses coupons wisely, is organized, never pays full price for anything, has on a happy go lucky face. Happy face = happy wallet.
That girl Addy is so Happy Go Coupon when she shops! She doesn't pay JACK for her stuff!
by sea rock February 19, 2011
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coupon poacher

(noun) A person who wait in ambush for stores to restock a sale item to buy in bulk and then turn around sell at an insane markup somewhere else.
Employee A: " Look at that woman, shes been standning in the detergent aisle all afternoon? "Employee b: :she knows there is a truck to night and she is hoping to catch a new shipment of Arm and Hammer for a buck to turn around and sell for 3. " Employee A: "Thats a coupon poacher for you,"
by Captain Ginyu August 12, 2017
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sushi coupon

Cleaning out an asian womans vagina
Man eats out a dirty asian woman who has not cleaned herself out in days. hence sushi coupon
by jason234357454 June 24, 2011
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couponism

An act of Excessive and addictive use of coupons. It can also be an obsessive use of coupons
|Too much use of coupons is called couponism. aN OB
by Mr Mina April 15, 2015
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1 free nude coupon

Is a coupon we’re you get one free nude to keep
i have a 1 free nude coupon
by Dhocuffkgj April 20, 2020
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