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Toilet Confetti

The left-over poop particles after a poop has been flushed.
"I walked in the bathroom and could tell you had a pot party from all the toilet confetti gathered at the bottom of the bowl."
by Diana Clark March 7, 2014
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confetti ready

When you cum on her
Yo she was wearing panties that saidconfetti ready” she wanted it bad
by imma get u 😯 🔫 November 15, 2023
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Confetti Cannon

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.
Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
by Kelton Williams September 25, 2016
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Tuna Confetti

When your significant other is angry with you and the normal “calm down” or shut the fuck up fails. Simply switch out their Tampons with “Party poppers” upon removal you will have a fresh serving of Tuna Confetti. Long live Ramtucky!
My girl was so angry I switched her Tampons to party poppers because who doesn’t love an angry bang!

shut up and make me Tuna Confetti !
by Carpet Muncher 9,000 May 2, 2023
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Disco-Rice Confetti Popper

The act of filling up one's rectum with maggots, then explosively farting them out at someone, ideally at a birthday party or other special occasion
"We're gonna give Joe a Disco-Rice Confetti Popper during halftime"
by PhatSphoincter September 23, 2025
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Ghost-confetti

a person that looks pretty but has a crappy personality.
Friend:"He so pretty but has a crappy personality"

Me:" You sure can choose ghost-confetti"
by Psycocat May 1, 2021
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Confetti

New way of saying Money! The term is used mainly in Chicago/Atlanta.
I got hella confetti let's splurge on some hoes tonight
by RichForever February 6, 2023
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