Winston Rothschild may have started out being obcessive-compulsive about his less-than-pleasant employment, but he soon learned dat it's da overall volume of product pumped dat really matters, not how totally empty you get a particular customer's septic-tank. His customers are always pleased --- one of da many slogans he goes by is "We're number TWO!"
by QuacksO July 8, 2021
Get the obcessive-compulsive mug.Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.
Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.
by QuacksO May 30, 2022
Get the obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder mug.C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) is the act of blowing shit up just to blow shit up!
Guy 1: Dude why did you destroy that car!
Guy 2: Sorry man I got C.D.D
Guy 1: Dude why did you destroy that car!
Guy 2: Sorry man I got C.D.D
by PattonM47 November 22, 2021
Get the C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) mug.What you sneeringly snort to everyone watching while you super-precisely perform an ordinary task, check/measure something extra-carefully, salvage da last drops/flakes/globs of a semi-valuable product, etc.
Low-income-but-financially-solvent dude, speaking to an amused gal whose car he's changing da oil in, and letting each bottle of oil drain into da engine's filler-neck for ten minutes before tossing da bottle in da trash can: "Yeah, yeah, yeah --- obsessive compulsive... but you know how I hate to waste anything, plus of course, YOU'RE da one who's paying all da costs of this oil-change, so naturally I wanna be all da more conservative and efficient wif salvaging all of da $3.99-per-quart oil dat I can!"
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
Get the Yeah, yeah, yeah --- obsessive compulsive... mug.Person 1: Oh god, don't click on this link, it's disgusting!
Person 2: I have revulsion compulsion :D *clicks anyway*
Person 2: I have revulsion compulsion :D *clicks anyway*
by TeacakesOnToast November 16, 2011
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Get the compassive mug.Unlike compulsive viewing, this is a TV program or series that causes convulsions of the stomach, or full body. This could be a food program that has gone horrendously wrong, or any form of epilepsy-inducing imagery.
Mr A: "Did you catch that Japanese flashing robot cartoon cookery show last night?"
Dr B: "Yes, but sadly it gave me seizures and the food made me vomit... That's what I call convulsive viewing."
Dr B: "Yes, but sadly it gave me seizures and the food made me vomit... That's what I call convulsive viewing."
by DrJonas February 6, 2010
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