Joy clamp

A person, usually a woman, who is excessively passive aggressive and controlling. A bit of a downer. Similar to kill joy.

What do you think of Roy's new girlfriend?

Pretty but a bit of a joy clamp.

Coming out for a drink?
No, I've been joy clamped.

by Shuaman September 01, 2012

wenis clamp

A wenis clamp is when someone comes up behind you and doesn't let go. Sometimes they break their teeth trying to keep ahold of it.

Refer to: mouth.

Hey Erin, do you know your wenis clamp is still on?

by Seymoor Butts September 18, 2006

glued and clamped

(adj). To become seriously hammered to the point where you've already blacked out and are on auto-pilot.

Dude 1) Aye, what up? You're not looking so good.

Dude 2) Awwww phhhuck off, bitch. I gotta get glued and clamped just ta look at ya ugly ass. Get me anatha beer and shut da fuck up.

by mhibma March 08, 2006

pussy clamp

When your about to eat out your girl friend in her sleep for her pleasure and she decided to become a Venus fly trap.

My girls was waking up and she decided to choke me with her knees and I got pussy clamped.

by Pussyclamper100 November 26, 2017

Tramp Clamp

The act ladies perform when they bend over slightly and pull at the back of their too-short shirt. This is done in a vain attempt at modesty about their tramp stamp, and becomes an unconscious move.

Look at that girl doing the tramp clamp when she sits down.

by Juan Rico May 19, 2008

C-Clamp

When you make the shocker(two in the pink, one in the stink)and use the thumb as a "free rover" to stimulate other areas of the woman's sensual areas. If executed properly, the hand will form a "C" shape, hence the "C-Clamp".

The shocker is nice but the C-Clamp is better. I gave the old lady one last night and she vibrated worse than a Furby on crack!

by Master Andresti January 07, 2006

Minge Clamp

Noun. Used when describing a frigid woman.

"I swear that Claire had a minge clamp on or something, she just woundn't open her legs"

by Mrs Twatdribble January 17, 2009